Ghost at work

[Mr Kobayashi]

if a female ghost keeps constantly mithering you,
would it be wrong of you to toss yourself off in front of her?
i don't know the laws of the land on the matter.
morally it could be considered dodgy ground, but it might get rid of her.

Can't you just say the sticky substance on the ceiling is ectoplasm?

 

[beast]

We have 2 but the one on the floor I work in the basement been a right pain in the arse tonigh.

Worked till 7 and sure she knows I wanted to get out sharpish as kept fucking about turning off taps and opening fridges.

Pisses about all the time but right annoying today.

Anyone else have annoying spectres piss about when you are working?

Not at work but I love a good spooky story.
Stayed at Jamaica inn down here in Cornwall a few weeks back, plenty going on there if you're in to that kind of thing.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

We have 2 but the one on the floor I work in the basement been a right pain in the arse tonigh.

Worked till 7 and sure she knows I wanted to get out sharpish as kept fucking about turning off taps and opening fridges.

Pisses about all the time but right annoying today.

Anyone else have annoying spectres piss about when you are working?

You’ve spent all your money on drugs and City!

 

[urban genie]

You’ve spent all your money on drugs and City!

nah thats werewolves not ghosts

 

[-dabz-]

Nah you can’t do that mate. Let’s hear it. None of us know do we? we all like to give it Johnny big bollocks on here but we’d shit our pants if it happened to us ;)

I challenge anyone not to shit their pants if they experienced what happened to me...Stuff of horror movies...Trust me, it happened...Broad daylight too....
There you go...Open net for the Blue Moon ministry of piss poor comedy.

 

[Bill Walker]

if a female ghost keeps constantly mithering you,
would it be wrong of you to toss yourself off in front of her?
i don't know the laws of the land on the matter.
morally it could be considered dodgy ground, but it might get rid of her.

Don't ghosts have their own laws ? after all they're not officially here, as far as I'm aware they don't pay tax either, in fact they bastards don't contribute to society at all. Just spend their whole lives turning lights and taps on, rattling shit etc. twats..

 

[somapop]

Not at work but I love a good spooky story.
Stayed at Jamaica inn down here in Cornwall a few weeks back, plenty going on there if you're in to that kind of thing.

Cornish dogging?

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Why do all the ghosts people claim to have seen, wear clothes?

The Victorian children, double exposure pics etc.

Why aren't the dead walking around bollock naked?

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Can't you just say the sticky substance on the ceiling is ectoplasm?

Or,
ejaculaplasm!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Cornish dogging?

Does that include pasty’s!