ghostly apparition

[Feed-The-Goat]

he should know what a cockwomble is after all he is your " special uncle"

Hater's Gon' Hate woman.

sticks and stones !!









are good for a barbeque

When are we having it? You cut the grass months ago, ive been waiting.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

sticks and stones !!









are good for a barbeque

When are we having it? You cut the grass months ago, ive been waiting.

im genuinely trying to remember what this cutting grass milarky is all about ??

must have been pissed

Yes, yes you were.

I cant even fucking remember it was that long ago.

 

[daveduke67]

sticks and stones !!









are good for a barbeque

When are we having it? You cut the grass months ago, ive been waiting.

im genuinely trying to remember what this cutting grass milarky is all about ??

must have been pissed

Its a euphemism for pubic trimming prior to bumming. He wants you to 'cut his grass' before planting your seed in his back garden

 

[andyhinch]

When are we having it? You cut the grass months ago, ive been waiting.

im genuinely trying to remember what this cutting grass milarky is all about ??

must have been pissed

Yes, yes you were.

I cant even fucking remember it was that long ago.

Just pmsl laffing and I was being honest with mine:(

 

[Anonymous]

I was going to moan about threadjacking and not staying on post here, but apparently it sounds like it is very much to do with having the willies put up you then!

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

im genuinely trying to remember what this cutting grass milarky is all about ??

must have been pissed

Yes, yes you were.

I cant even fucking remember it was that long ago.

well dont quote it then you fucking franking machine

A recycled insult, im disappointed in you!

 

[andyhinch]

Yes, yes you were.

I cant even fucking remember it was that long ago.

well dont quote it then you fucking franking machine

A recycled insult, im disappointed in you!

Could we go for obserlete franking machine, sorry about the spelling but can't be arsed

 

[mackenzie]

Who knows?

I know my great Uncle experienced something similar years ago.
Frightened him witless at the time.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

this might sound really weird but here goes.....

so i'm lying on the couch last night watching telly and i nod off about 3 a.m then all
of a sudden i'm awoken by what feels like a slight tap on the forehead and can hear breathing in my ear, then all of a sudden my whole body when freezing cold and i started shaking really bad, i was frozen solid on the couch and couldn't move.
i shouted er in doors thinking she had come down and tried to wake me up but it wasn't her the kids were all fast asleep and the dog was in her bed but her back was arched and she was growling.
now i for one did not believe in ghosts or spirits of the deceased but it really freaked me out as i could not offer any valid explanation as to what had happened.

has anything like this ever happened to u or am i just going mad

Probably a dream. Sounds weird, but i have a recurring one where a giant spider is dangling down from the ceiling and it's just about to touch my head. Everytime it happens i jump up and run out of the room. It takes about 5 seconds for me to realise it's a dream, and i only realise because there's no evidence of a giant spider anywhere.

The actual dream is just of me laying in bed, about to go to sleep. That's why it feels so real. That probably happened, although replace giant spider with a randy ghost who's smacking you on your forehead with his love horn.

Giant spider? You've been spending too much time on the web.

 

[ElanJo]

Sunday night at about 3am I went downstairs for a beer. I keep em in my garage so I go to open the back door and suddenly these weird sounds start. They sounded like the alien horn thing from War of the Worlds. I thought 'fuck that I'm not that thirsty' and shot back upstairs to see if I could see something out the window. No luck but the "horn" kept blasting on and off for a good 2 mins.

No idea what it was but it was freaky as fuck.