Girl who has slept with 5,000 men

Clatty woman, I hope she washes her fanny out in-between shags. Otherwise it would resemble a whore house spunk bucket.
It's her parents I feel sorry for. I bet all her dads mates have had her.
 
stony said:
Clatty woman, I hope she washes her fanny out in-between shags. Otherwise it would resemble a whore house spunk bucket.
It's her parents I feel sorry for. I bet all her dads mates have had her.

don't worry stony

you can always bagpipe her..
 
Joycee Banercheck said:
If she sleeps at a rate off one man a night every year (not including leap years) that is 13.69863 years worth of shagging on every night, which would make her 12 years old when she started.

I bet she has a day off on Feb 29th every four years!!!
 
aphex said:
stony said:
Clatty woman, I hope she washes her fanny out in-between shags. Otherwise it would resemble a whore house spunk bucket.
It's her parents I feel sorry for. I bet all her dads mates have had her.

don't worry stony

you can always bagpipe her..


Don't think for one fucking minute I'm going to google that!
 
stony said:
aphex said:
don't worry stony

you can always bagpipe her..


Don't think for one fucking minute I'm going to google that!

bloody hell stony..

have you forgotten the last time you googled it...???
 

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