Girl who has slept with 5,000 men

Joycee Banercheck said:
If she sleeps at a rate off one man a night every year (not including leap years) that is 13.69863 years worth of shagging on every night, which would make her 12 years old when she started.

And you haven't factored in periods of, ahem, inactivity. Let's say a week per month, though in my house it's the week before, the week and the week after!
 
manchester blue said:
Joycee Banercheck said:
If she sleeps at a rate off one man a night every year (not including leap years) that is 13.69863 years worth of shagging on every night, which would make her 12 years old when she started.

And you haven't factored in periods of, ahem, inactivity. Let's say a week per month, though in my house it's the week before, the week and the week after!
I reckon she's the type that jiust pops a couple of anti-contraceptives every few days rendering a woman's monthly a thing of the past. She's probably never had a period what with her insides being minced up.
 
aphex said:
bloody hell stony..

have you forgotten the last time you googled it...???

Hmm, it could have been when I was pissed.


Nearly a year off the pop now
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stony said:
aphex said:
bloody hell stony..

have you forgotten the last time you googled it...???

Hmm, it could have been when I was pissed.


Nearly a year off the pop now
Smiley-ange.png

definitely about 5-6 months ago

don't deny you are now a fan. does your other half have a bright red armpit?
 
It had to be an essex girl didnt it lol

Although if it were a guy, you lads would all be congratulating him!!
 
aphex said:
stony said:
Hmm, it could have been when I was pissed.


Nearly a year off the pop now
Smiley-ange.png

definitely about 5-6 months ago

don't deny you are now a fan. does your other half have a bright red armpit?


Can't tell under all that hair. She's very bohemian.
 

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