Give yourself advice

[johnnytapia]

Wow - good thread.

1) don't marry a lesbian in your twenties
2) enjoy each day
3) keep fit
4) play football for as long as you can
5) get a business (even if you have a job)
6) own a property as early as possible
7) travel
8) keep a diary
9) understand the concept of less is more
10) don't take drugs and keep your body fat percentage below 15
11) don't give a shit what most people think about you
12) don't upset the mods on bluemoon

As my mum used to say - I wish I knew then what I know now.

No.1 - is it okay to marry one in your forties?

 

[johnnytapia]

1. Don't live above the Arndale for ten years. The bus fumes will fuck your long and short term memory like no drug could ever hope to. You will forget things you've said or written mere seconds previously.
2. Don't think a violent girlfriend will change her ways.
3. Don't let your mum throw away all the City tickets, train tickets and programmes that you'd fastidiously collected over decades because, "they were old and they were making a mess of your room".
4. Don't leave it so late to become a teacher
5. Don't live above the Arndale for ten years. The bus fumes...