Give yourself advice

[Mansour's lamborghini]

Back Leicester to win the league in 2015/2016

 

[Bill Walker]

I'd need 33.

Okay that's fine

 

[idahoblues]

Keep doing what you're doing as long as it feels right
Don't beat yourself up for not fucking this or that girl
Relax, you're doing fine, life is short and uncertain...enjoy the simple things

 

[Bill Walker]

Back Leicester to win the league in 2015/2016

Brilliant

 

[Bill Walker]

If you let yourself get fat your willy will shrink.
Make more of an effort to like your own company.
RUN UP THAT FUCKIN FIRE ESCAPE

Its funny how when people get fat everything gets fat except your dick

Like a kind of punishment

 

[maccadon]

Too much.i never listened to anyone back then so would be waste of time.children know best

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Don't get serious with any girl/woman until you understand yourself.

Women are all nuts, just different levels of nuts. Try and fine one at the lower end of the scale.

Enjoy life more as it can be short. Something. I didn't realise at 15 but as I get older I see illness and death in people who are relatively young and it makes me realise I should have done more of the things that make me happy.

 

[BrianW]

1. Go to uni. straight from school.
2. Stop taking the piss out of everything and grow up.
3. Save more, and take a long-term view.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Don't think that 2 sheets of Kleenex is enough to wipe your arse.

 

[johnnytapia]

Don't smoke
Never start Tramadol
Travel as much as you can while you can

No 2 resonates with me. Addictive little bastards aren't they?