Glasses/contact lenses

[BlueMoonRisin’]

I think she looks like she’s been dead longer than him;)

Something about her I like. I'd still spaff over her specs.

 

[Indaparkside]

Something about her I like. I'd still spaff over her specs.

Your a sick man risin

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Your a sick man risin

Nah, I don't want to spaff over your specs mate; )

 

[blue b4 the moon]

If you do this, when you get your eyes tested at wherever, make sure you also ask them to add the pupillary distance to the eye test results, it isn't always recorded but they should tell you if you ask.

Yeah forgot that one in my post.

 

[mancityvstoke]

At school if some blind fucker had really thick glasses

"Your eyesight must be good if you can see through them...."

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

At school if some blind fucker had really thick glasses

"Your eyesight must be good if you can see through them...."

Like Olive from ' On the Buses', big thick lenses like magnifying glasses. An old guy i knew had really thick lenses. I never did tell him why I used to smirk when speaking to him. I think it would have been too much for a cheeky **** like me tell him he had eyes like a pair of cocktail pickles.

 

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[DrBlueBob]

Bargain hunts about to start. These new glasses I’ve bought are great Anita manning looks like Bernard:)

I've thrown one off the wrist over her.

After careful consideration of the facts at hand I have come to the inescapable conclusion that you are a complete wrongun BMR. I do not say that in any perjorative sense though and whilst I may not share all your world views I have decided that I quite like the cut of your jib.

 

[Indaparkside]

After careful consideration of the facts at hand I have come to the inescapable conclusion that you are a complete wrongun BMR. I do not say that in any perjorative sense though and whilst I may not share all your world views I have decided that I quite like the cut of your jib.

Don’t be fooled he’s an arsehole :)

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Don’t be fooled he’s an arsehole :)

An arsehole that you keep ringing when you're bored. Did you not hear me yawning whilst you were rabbiting on for 23 minutes?

If I could afford the plywood, I'd have your gob boarded up mate; )