Glasto 2014

[Blue Til Death]

I refuse to go on account of them never headlining a heavy metal band

Although Metallica are shit, aren't they heavy metal?
Or are you being ironic?
Think I'm confused.

Sighs... Puts arm round Phil and smiles.. !

 

[Platini Pollock]

Finally recovered from my 1st glastonbury experience.....


Awesome. On a post glastonbury blues session now .

Band wise really enjoyed Paul heaton and jaquai abbot set on acoustic stage. Thought kaiser chiefs opened well on other stage and De La Soul were good on pyramid.

Blondie were a big let down.

Cuban brothers were excellent as per usual .... Funny bastards.

But if you have never been then the music is only about 15 percent of the experience it's hard to describe but it's like a big playground for adults. Everyone there is there for 1 reason and that's to have a great time and that rubs off on everyone else...so the mood is just that of fun all the time. No aggression no anger just relaxed fun.

The food options are amazing....


I understand it's not for everyone coz of the toilets etc, but it really is something everyone should try to do at least once in there lives.

And I'm 47 and was sceptical before I went.....but boy am I glad I did.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Finally recovered from my 1st glastonbury experience.....


Awesome. On a post glastonbury blues session now .

Band wise really enjoyed Paul heaton and jaquai abbot set on acoustic stage. Thought kaiser chiefs opened well on other stage and De La Soul were good on pyramid.

Blondie were a big let down.

Cuban brothers were excellent as per usual .... Funny bastards.

But if you have never been then the music is only about 15 percent of the experience it's hard to describe but it's like a big playground for adults. Everyone there is there for 1 reason and that's to have a great time and that rubs off on everyone else...so the mood is just that of fun all the time. No aggression no anger just relaxed fun.

The food options are amazing....


I understand it's not for everyone coz of the toilets etc, but it really is something everyone should try to do at least once in there lives.

And I'm 47 and was sceptical before I went.....but boy am I glad I did.

Bless.

 

[AlexWilliamsGloves]

So an 800 mile round trip (plus ferry journey) and im finally got my head back on straight...

Brilliant again this year, loved every minute...but shattered.

Highlights for me:

Pixies
Jake Bugg
Jack White
Lily Allen
Kasabian
Michael Kiwanuka
Bonobo
Midlake
Warpaint

and probably a few more i cant remember

 

[nelsons willie]

Eavis has said the one of the head liners next year will include a band with a British singer.

Is it wishful thinking on my part hoping that is Depeche Mode? Dave Gahan and Martin Gore now live in the you essay.

Fleetwood Mac?

The Monkeys?

 

[OB1]

Eavis has said the one of the head liners next year will include a band with a British singer.

Is it wishful thinking on my part hoping that is Depeche Mode? Dave Gahan and Martin Gore now live in the you essay.

Fleetwood Mac?

The Monkeys?

Do you mean The Monkees?

They did have an English (Mancunian even) singer but he died.

 

[sir baconface]

Do you mean The Monkees?

They did have an English (Mancunian even) singer but he died.

He was from Urmston. Does that count?

 

[Cellarite]

Right, I recorded most of Glastonbury and am catching up whenever there's no football on this week. After a number of years of not being able to put my finger on what it is about Kasabian that prevents me from liking them, I'm going to have a go;

They are just a load of fucking noise.

Love or loathe Oasis (and I love them), they came along at the right time with some quality fucking tunes and caught the public's attention. They were (until they became too big) the people's band. The working class boys done good, whatever you want to call them. They went stale and were churning out a bit of shit by the end.

These fuckers from Leicester though are nothing of the sort. They've decided that they are the next working class heroes whether we like it or not. Serge prancing around trying to be a geek chic style Jarvis Cocker for the modern day. Cocker had more charisma in his calf muscle that that bowler hat wearing twat.

Tom, the lead singer has watched Liam Gallagher playing the knob for so many years, he's forgotten who he is himself. It's like watching Liam merged with Robbie cunting Williams he loves himself so much.

Then there's the music. Much in the same way that Martin Tyler is chasing the ultimate piece of commentary to match Kenneth Wolstenholme, Kasabian are trying to find an anthem. It's never going to happen.

The fuckwits that follow them are the Jeremy Kyle generation who arrived too late for the '90's but want to recreate it. You can almost hear them claiming they're "mad for it".

What a soccer am pile of utter wank. I'd rather Take That headlined Glastonbury than these pricks.

 

[Cellarite]

Just finishing watching this fucking abortion of a band to see if it's any better with a couple of Stellas inside me but it's getting worse.

Some fucker dressed up as a halloween dracula and a countdown during a song on the big screen. I thought when it reached 00:00 something spectacular would happen but it signified - the rest of the song.

They are truly fucking dreadful.

 

[manimanc]

Ian brown=Liam Gallagher =Tom meighan
They're all the same mate, all great frontmen and all have the swagger that makes them cocky...
and I thought Kasabian had glastonbury eating out the palm of their hands....