Glasto 2014

[-dabz-]

Falling off the edge of reality after a pear cider and a joint at 10.30pm whilst watching Basement Jaxx in a field full of middle managers, escorts and the odd cool person from the sixties who takes too much Acid to notice how shit it is.

Yeah man! and the deranged old hippy chick with minging armpits who's all peace and love and yet she would rob you blind given the chance....woman.

And the guy who leaves a big pile of his shit right by your tent like a total fuck.

Oh him? the same guy who likes to present his wacky credentials by howling like a dog at five in the morning trying to impress Rhiannon, the girl he's never going to shag before he decides he's gay now.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Yeah man! and the deranged old hippy chick with minging armpits who's all peace and love and yet she would rob you blind given the chance....woman.

And the guy who leaves a big pile of his shit right by your tent like a total fuck.

Oh him? the same guy who likes to present his wacky credentials by howling like a dog at five in the morning trying to impress Rhiannon, the girl he's never going to shag before he decides he's gay now.

Or the young guy who's someone's cousin or something who keeps trying to touch your girlfriends arse which means you then have to decide to get macho and step to the little punk or blame her for not stopping him.

 

[-dabz-]

And the guy who leaves a big pile of his shit right by your tent like a total fuck.

Oh him? the same guy who likes to present his wacky credentials by howling like a dog at five in the morning trying to impress Rhiannon, the girl he's never going to shag before he decides he's gay now.

Or the young guy who's someone's cousin or something who keeps trying to touch your girlfriends arse which means you then have to decide to get macho and step to the little punk or blame her for not stopping him.

Just offer him a swig of your cider, then when he goes to slug from the bottle,, give it a really big squeeze sending warm flat cider up his spotty little beak whereupon all his mates point at him laughing. Punching him really hard at this point is optional...

 

[chesterbells]

Apparently Metallica.

Gutted im not going this year. It really is a fucking amazing festival.

Master of Puppets and the rest blasting out across the site on the Saturday night, not to mention BBC2 - that Glasto crowd who all bought tickets in advance, won't know what's hit 'em.
Bet they certainly didn't expect any of that thrash heavy metal rubbish when they shelled out their £200 notes. Must have expected someone far cooler. Arctic Monkeys for example

 

[Blue Is the Opposite of Blue]

They could have had Arcade Fire, Daft Punk and Kanye West.

Instead they have Arcade Fire, a once-pioneering metal band who've been shit for 20 years and a box-ticker rock band to fill the slot they were panicking over.

Let's just hope they all do their early material.

 

[GornikDaze]

Apparently Metallica.

Gutted im not going this year. It really is a fucking amazing festival.

Master of Puppets and the rest blasting out across the site on the Saturday night, not to mention BBC2 - that Glasto crowd who all bought tickets in advance, won't know what's hit 'em.
Bet they certainly didn't expect any of that thrash heavy metal rubbish when they shelled out their £200 notes. Must have expected someone far cooler. Arctic Monkeys for example

I'm sure they will play a Glasto specific acoustic set just to make sure it's not too noisy for the poor little tree huggers - presumably no swearing is allowed on stage and there will be a 9 o'clock curfew that night so the audience can all get back to their kaftan dyeing classes

 

[Uwe's 80s mullet]

Tip for anyone going. Go to the Rabbit hole, its fucking brilliant. As is the Beat hotel.

 

[Nightmare Walking]

I was gutted when I did not get a ticket as the strong rumour was that Depeche Mode were going to headline. Funny how things turn out as I am now going to V and the line there is ace.

 

[pinder10]

Does anybody else feel let down and short changed by the line up?

No other festival makes you buy the ticket months in advance then only announces the lineup a month before. By them doing it this way you would think they would ensure an amazing lineup, but its shit in my opinion and i would definitely be getting a full refund if they let you have that option

Anyone who goes to Glastonbury for the line up is missing the point.

spot on and that's why people keep going back year after year and why it's the only festival to sell out in an hour or less. ctid1988 come back on here after you've been and let us know if you was still disappointed. I can't wait. will be my second year and theres 5 of us going this time so will be even better. uwes 80s mullet, we went beat hotel last year but couldn't get anywhere near the rabbit hole. we was up near the park area most of the time aswell n I think that's where the rabbit hole is? anyone going make sure you take plenty of alcohol with you, cos with it being the only festival that allows you to take your own drinks in to the main arena you will soon run out. and nightmare walking is definitely on a piss take saying that

 

[Nightmare Walking]

Does anybody else feel let down and short changed by the line up?

No other festival makes you buy the ticket months in advance then only announces the lineup a month before. By them doing it this way you would think they would ensure an amazing lineup, but its shit in my opinion and i would definitely be getting a full refund if they let you have that option

Anyone who goes to Glastonbury for the line up is missing the point.

spot on and that's why people keep going back year after year and why it's the only festival to sell out in an hour or less. ctid1988 come back on here after you've been and let us know if you was still disappointed. I can't wait. will be my second year and theres 5 of us going this time so will be even better. uwes 80s mullet, we went beat hotel last year but couldn't get anywhere near the rabbit hole. we was up near the park area most of the time aswell n I think that's where the rabbit hole is? anyone going make sure you take plenty of alcohol with you, cos with it being the only festival that allows you to take your own drinks in to the main arena you will soon run out. and nightmare walking is definitely on a piss take saying that

Each to their own mate. I would have tolerated the 4 days camping for Depeche Mode as it would be a once in a lifetime event.
I go to gigs and festivals to watch the bands now and the line up is important for me.
I would much rather go V this year for the Human League and Nile Rodgers than what is on offer at Glastonbury. Plus I can stay in a hotel and nip in and out when I please.
Some people go festivals for the experience and thats fair enough but the novelty wears off after a bit. I would much prefer to watch a good days music with a decent variety and then go and get my head down in a bed at the end of the night.
I was gutted when I did not get a ticket for Glastonbury at the time but now I have seen the line up, I am happy I did not.