Glastonbury 2022 (Billie Eilish, Paul McCartney, Kendrick Lamar headlining)

[bluethrunthru]

Couple more surprises? Probably Sting and then a live colostomy bag change? Or maybe George is still alive?

 

[BimboBob]

It’s a bit like when you’ve been chatting up a couple of birds all night, compliments, drinks, hours, then your better looking pal slides over at ten to two and fucks off in a taxi with both of them

Yeah, sorry about that.

 

[hammocity]

Ah fuck off. Bruce shoulda headlined

Seen Bruce from Sheffield to Toronto, the bollocks.

 

[cleavers]

I bet Greta is waiting in the wings with a baseball bat

It'll be a cucumber or a marrow, she doesn't touch plastic ;-)

 

[Lavinda Past]

Bruce can't sing much these days as well.

Let's face it, he only sings for about half of his own concerts and pads the rest out with lengthy solos from everyone else in the band.

 

[LongsightM13]

When is Ringo coming on?

Heather Mills one legged crowd surfing for the big finale

 

[LongsightM13]

Yeah, sorry about that.

Haha insert ‘brother’ for ‘mate’ and it’s spot on

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Finally, hey Jude has begun.

This might end by 5am.

 

[urban genie]

Here we go

Altogether now

Na na na na na na na

 

[Lavinda Past]

This reminds me.... Jude Bellingham isn't 17 anymore.