Glazers Nicking Uniteds Money Song For Next Tuesday

[GOATER 10]

theres only one malcolm glazer
one malcolm glazer
he's a fat stupid yank
beggin the bank
walking in a glazer wonderland.

 

[bluetonium]

In reference to Slurgie's 'wouldn't sell them a cold' comment

You can't afford a cold!
You can't afford a cold!

Or how about a bit of Bruce Springsteen?

Pawned in the USA!
You were, pawned in the USA!

 

[Rincks]

U.N.I, T.E.D
Lost Tevez and then Tranny
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
next you'll lose your f*ckin home

pretty good.

I'm loving it,

*Minor tweak*

U N I T E D
Spells out massive debt to me
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
next you'll lose your f*ckin home

 

[The Iceman Cometh]

someone a while ago did a classic to the tune of the Beverley Hillbillies................

anyone got a copy...............

That would be me ....

Come and listen to a story about a team in Blue
Won feck all for years, but now their time is due
Then one day, an Oil Sheik was wooed
And up to the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is, Premiership gold, Texaco tea.

Well the first thing you know Man City's Billionaires,
The Red shite said " Tevez's going where?"
We said "Eastlands is the place you ought to be"
so he didn't give a feck and he moved to Man City

Sweet, that was
Ferguson, losing stars.

The Manchester Billionaires!

Well now its time to say goodbye to Fergie and his Gin
Bloodshot Eyes, Big red nose, and shedding all his skin
and if your ever see him around in this locality
You can say "You should have signed him up, but thanks for that Fergie"
Man City that is. its like a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?



Some crackers on here, I like the "You were Pawned to the USA" best though ...simples!

 

[Balti]

U N I T E D
Spells out massive debt to me
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
next you'll lose your f*ckin home

We have a winner!

 

[Uber Blues]

This Is Jonny Cash (how apt) San Quentin I hate every Inch of you.....

From The Top Boy's


United we hate every Inch of you.
But you know our time has come, and the future's Blue.
You thought over the years we'de fade and die.
But now Man City are reaching for the sky.
We know, you know that your time Is through.
The Glazers bust you, and there's nothing you can do.
The debt you have will forever stay.
Let's see how loyal your fans are from today.
Not like us blues who've sufferd for all time.
The tide has turned.
And our water's changed to wine!...

It's a good simple tune..feel free to fine tune CTID.

 

[Jodrell Manc]

How about.....

Who's that lying on the loan form
Who's that dying for cash flow
It Malc Glazer and his boys
Making all the f**kin noise
Cos they can't get their overdraft to go

 

[GiveN-Go]

either this

U N I T E D
Spells out massive debt to me
with a nick nack paddy wack give a dog a bone
next you'll lose your f*ckin home

or this

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
it will keep you fuckin warm
when your locked out of old trafford
cause the glazers sold your home.

nice work lads

 

[colinbellsboots]

you built an empire,
you built an empire,
you where flyin way up high,
then you sold it the yankees,
they made your empire die,

 

[Jodrell Manc]

U.S.A
A.I.G
United are a bankrupt team
With a nick nack paddy wack
Give a yank a loan
Glazers gonna sell your home