Glazers Nicking Uniteds Money Song For Next Tuesday

[GiveN-Go]

The shitty manyoonited went to banks to get a loan
The shitty manyoonited went to banks to get a loan
The shitty manyoonited went to banks to get a loan

and this is what they said Fuck Off

who the fuck is malcolm glazier
who the fuck is malcolm glazier
who the fuck is malcolm glazier

Hes the one who cant buy FUCK ALL now

wheeeeeey

 

[kismet]

iceman Commeth i have just pissed myself laughing again..................

absolutely quality mate.............

 

[Irlamblue]

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
it will keep you fuckin warm
when your locked out of old trafford
cause the glazers sold your home.

love it ... i would love it we sang this....you tell alex ferguson hes gotta go to middleboro and .. borrow somethin

 

[cityboi]

Shit effort, but I'm sure someone could do better with it...

New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team

Money get back
I'm all right Jack
Keep your hands off my stack

New stars, caviar, five star dreamteam
Think we bought us a football team

Money get back
Nick knack paddy whack
Keep your hands off our stack

 

[The Iceman Cometh]

iceman Commeth i have just pissed myself laughing again..................

absolutely quality mate.............

Cheers. the pampers are on the way.

 

[Uber Blues]

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire
it will keep you fuckin warm
when your locked out of old trafford
cause the glazers sold your home.

love it ... i would love it we sang this....you tell alex ferguson hes gotta go to middleboro and .. borrow somethin

What about the last line as

Cos the banks reclaimed your home.

just a thought.

 

[thegoat10]

Wonderwall

This year is going to be the year that we finally win a cup or 2
Over the road the debt is going up they are soon to be in the poo
I dont believe that anybody will piss themselves as much as me and you

Backbeat the word is on the street that Rooney is on his way out
We've never seen this before but its great there is no doubt
I dont believe that anybody will piss themselves as much as me and you.

And all the seats in Old Trafford are cold
And all the 'stars' that played there have been sold
I said maybe you going to be the ones that go bust
City fans around the world will laugh - its a must

 

[schumey04]

To the proclaimers (1ooo miles)

This week you owe 600 mill
Next week youll owe 1oo more
6 more months of this and
The bank will be knocking on your door

trallllllaaa tralllaaa etc.

Easy one to get goin

 

[blupoo]

To C'mon feel the noise...............the mighty Oasis.

C'mon feel the noise,
Mancini and the boys,
We're gettin more more more,
And you're just fuckin poor.

 

[justme_ctid]

someone a while ago did a classic to the tune of the Beverley Hillbillies................

anyone got a copy...............

That would be me ....

Come and listen to a story about a team in Blue
Won feck all for years, but now their time is due
Then one day, an Oil Sheik was wooed
And up to the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is, Premiership gold, Texaco tea.

Well the first thing you know Man City's Billionaires,
The Red shite said " Tevez's going where?"
We said "Eastlands is the place you ought to be"
so he didn't give a feck and he moved to Man City

Sweet, that was
Ferguson, losing stars.

The Manchester Billionaires!

Well now its time to say goodbye to Fergie and his Gin
Bloodshot Eyes, Big red nose, and shedding all his skin
and if your ever see him around in this locality
You can say "You should have signed him up, but thanks for that Fergie"
Man City that is. its like a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?



Some crackers on here, I like the "You were Pawned to the USA" best though ...simples!

class. just sang it out loud to my missus. she thinks im mad!!!