You may be anti-woke but you are still a pearl-clutching Christian. Also "GOD" is not strictly Christian at all. That is just your own Judo-Christian centric world view. Yahweh is in multiple religions and Allah is considered by many to be that same deity.
No one has said anything on this thread that is disrespectful of people's beliefs. No one has claimed Christians or anyone else shouldn't be allowed to express their religion, no one has said anything bad should happen to Thiests, no one has even claimed organised religion to be harmful (which I actually believe to be true but that's an argument for another time). If you choose to be offended at some light hearted jokes based around a professional football manager's excuse, then maybe an online forum isn't the place for you.