Going on a date..its been a long time

[metalblue]

Ha, all vital questions

I’m now hoping he takes a clipboard and jots down her answers

 

[kaz7]

Sister says she is quiet and very kind, not interested in sport. Says she will happily listen to me. I can talk for hours about city she could be a blue after a few sambuca

That happened to me when i met the first mr k , he talked me into being a blue , dont forget to ask her some questions now and then , ha . Make sure you report back after the date

 

[Tuearts right boot]

If you like the look of her straight out the gate then look her square in the eye and say “so this is how we met”

It might also be worth getting the elephant in the room out of the way on why you’re called splinter on account of having a dick like a splinter.

Good luck, @TinFoilHat has some snide bottles of mandate for sale that he’s had a lot of success with.

or could explain how and why the splinter became lodged in said member. Certainly an ice breaker....

 

[kaz7]

I’m now hoping he takes a clipboard and jots down her answers

That would be so romantic , lol

 

[splinter]

I've been warned by my sister to look after her like a gentleman..I'll be on my best behaviour dont want the wrath of her down my neck

 

[MellowJoe]

Pro tip, Try to feign interest in at least something she says, doesn't matter what it is

 

[Newman Noggs]

Easy first question, ask her about herself. She'll talk all evening and think you're a "great listener", even though you were not actually listening. The hard part is feigning interest.

 

[Kippaxpete]

does she like...
* Pina Coladas?
* getting caught in the rain..

etc....

All I want to know (does she suck?)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Have you give 'er one yet

 

[mancboy]

He’s going on a date with her not interviewing her for a job !!! ;)

surely dating him would be a full time job?