Golden Glove Race 2017/18

[Leto]

Presumably so named because of Bobby Zamora's uncanny ability to stop the ball going into the net in almost any situation?

When you're sat in row Z,
And the ball hits your head,
That's Zamora,

 

[jay laruja]

Hope we get as many objective awards(Golden boot and gloves) as we can, because fuck knows we're not getting any subjective ones. Still can't believe that there's as many PFA Team of the Year appearance between the rat Alli(3) and among Silva(1), Fernandinho(0), Aguero(0), De Bruyne(0), and Toure(2).

 

[aguero93:20]

When you're sat in row Z,
And the ball hits your head,
That's Zamora,

Demba Ba, Demba Ba,
Can you score a goal?
Yes sir, yes sir,
I'm not Carlton Cole

 

[Blue Coop]

Updated.

He’s now on 16, just 1 behind De Gea.

 

[Indaparkside]

Demba Ba, Demba Ba,
Can you score a goal?
Yes sir, yes sir,
I'm not Carlton Cole

He's bald he's red
He sleeps in fergies bed
Howard Webb howard webb

 

[Corky]

Yea it was the only positive yesterday -he is the best in the league but fettered by the manager and the yorkshire players.