Golf Thread

[SCEtoAUX]

Lol I have offen thought of writing about my 30yrs as a greenkeeper the things that go on at golf courses.

The pro shagging a lady members ( well the ones under 40 so not many lol ) in the bushes, the men's captain shagging the barmaid. The club secretary nicking daily from the fruit machine.

Yeah, the Pro in my book is a top shagger. Barmaid got her tits out in exchange for a large jar of Nutella. I think the Captain did her over the quiz machine too.

 

[Cityfan]

Didn't watch the final round of the PGA as I was driving back from the match, listened to it on the car radio, it sounds like it was a cracking last day with a deserved winner.

 

[bennyboy]

Rag bottles it to come second in the US Open.

 

[TravisBickle]

Rag bottles it to come second in the US Open.

Those two short putts will haunt him for a long long time!
Funny how he loves wearing sky blue isn’t it, being a rag and all

 

[City Raider]

They were both trying to throw it away. Someone will be Rory’s fall guy, probably his caddy

 

[Ballymagash Blue]

Those two short putts will haunt him for a long long time!
Funny how he loves wearing sky blue isn’t it, being a rag and all

His Dad’s a Blue.

 

[Gray]

His Dad’s a Blue.

Sensible one of the family.

 

[smevchenko]

That shot out of the bunker on 18 from DeChambeau was incredible

 

[tweety]

Needs a new caddy, letting him hit driver off the last tee was criminal.

 

[bennyboy]

Needs a new caddy, letting him hit driver off the last tee was criminal.

The two missed putts were nothing to do with his caddy.
He shit the nest.His fault nobody else to blame.