Golf tips

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sergio<3, 25 May 2019.

  1. Aguero_Element

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    Being relaxed and swinging hard is the trick, if u can be completely relaxed and swing through it makes everything easier. But u need to be confident in youself and not over think everything. If you want to fuck it up you will
     
  2. AustinBlue

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  3. Djibrilshairdo

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    Dustin Johnson to win US Open at Pebble.

    Get your money back on these: Mickelson, Kuchar, Leishmann
     
  4. hammocity

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    Brill, stand on your tip toes, hold the club like you would a budgie, imagine the balls not there when you swing through, keep your club at an angle with your arms, slow back swing, transfer your weight on the down swing, finish high, keep your right leg planted, keep your head down and more, or

    Jasper Carrot:

    Address the ball and smash it’s arse as hard as you can.
     
  5. hammocity

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    Not a tip but Robert Rock needs a 3 on the last in Ireland to shoot a 59, on Sky now.
     
  6. BimboBob

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    Listen, Can you smell something?
    Keep your feet planted and swing through.
     
  7. m7mcfc

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    I once took my dads clubs with me to the 18 hole at Heaton Park.
    It was only on the 1st tee I realised something was wrong when my mate said the clubs were the wrong way round.
    Although right handed I never realised my dad played snooker/pool and golf left handed. I felt like a right idiot.
     
  8. citytilllidie

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    That's it! Had enough of this Tripe.
    The great thing about golf is that there is a handicap system, allowing the weaker players to compete on a fairly level playing field against the stronger players.
    So, if you get given a handicap and can play to it, you're in the game, so it doesn't really matter what your handicap is.
    I've been playing for about 5 years and started with a 28 handicap gradually getting down to 18.
    I think that you get to a level and that's you. I can't see me getting lower than this so accept it, one shot a hole, that'll do.
    However, if your in the pub talking about golf, don't ever tell them your an 18. If you do, some twat will be giving you golf and swing lessons whilst your stood at the bar.
    I find that if you tell them your handicap is 4, they soon fuck off.
     
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  9. Saddleworth2

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    Don’t take it up.
     
  10. denislawsbackheel

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    That’s you and Trump then.
     

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