Great sayings..

[hammocity]

"You've dropped something missus"
(No response)
"Alright then, bleed to death"
OR
"Too late, the flies are on it"


How much is it Oldham?
How much is it to hold one of 'em?

Missed out “to”, intrinsic to the joke, yours faithfully, Mr Pedant. :-)

 

[hammocity]

Golf commentator:

“He landed that ball on the green so softly it came down like a butterfly with sore feet”

 

[Lavinda Past]

Missed out “to”, intrinsic to the joke, yours faithfully, Mr Pedant. :-)

Consider me appropriately humbled

Yours etc

Me