Greatest Opening Lines to a song

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

All you punks and all you teds
National Front and natty dreads
Mods, rockers, hippies and skinheads
Keep on fighting 'til you're dead

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Flies all green 'n buzzin'
In his dungeon of despair
Prisoners grumble and piss their clothes
And scratch their matted hair.

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Dumb all over
A little ugly on the side.

 

[madloaf]

I was raised up believing I was somehow unique
Like a snowflake distinct among snowflakes, unique in each way you can see
And now after some thinking, I'd say I'd rather be
A functioning cog in some great machinery serving something beyond me

 

[Double R]

"Its chriiiiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaas!"

 

[TinFoilHat]

So fucking what?

 

[ericpodeofcroydon]

Great thread, some absolute belters on here.

The distant echo -
of faraway voices boarding faraway trains
To take them home to
the ones that they love and who love them forever

 

[horlock_was_super]

City, Manchester City we are the lads who are playing to win.

 

[Luddite_Blue]

To the centre of the city
Where all roads meet
Waiting for you