Greatest Opening Lines to a song

[Xhavenjoe]

Is it "There must be 50 ways to fuck your mother?"

So thats why Art Garfunkel and Paul Simon had a falling out.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

The gypsy woman told my mother
Before I was born
You got a boy child's comin'
He's gonna be a son of a gun
He gonna make pretty women's
Jump and shout
Then the world wanna know
What this all about

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

One of me best mate's he came from Macc and we used go out fert pulling crack. Now I know it was just a farce, cos he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse.

 

[TShed]

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird
She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd
I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Catalogue princess, apprentice seductress
Hiding in her cellophane world in glitter town
Awaiting the prince in his white Capri
Dynamic young Tarzan courts the bedsit queen
She's playing the actress in this bedroom scene
She's learning her lines from glossy magazines
Stringing all her pearls from her childhood dreams
Auditioning for the leading role on the silver screen

 

[Paul Moulden's Golden Balls]

Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot

Supertramp - Breakfast in America

 

[yeseye]

Oh, my life is changing everyday
In every possible way
And oh, my dreams
It's never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems..

 

[BLUEYESTU]

You, with your fast and fur lined mind
With your disregard of time, virtue, horizon
Here where the angels never sleep
Where the water's dark and deep, you breathe molasses

The Black Crowes - Midnight From The Inside Out

 

[hillbillyliar]

Jodie wears a hat although it hasn't rained for six days

 

[Bluemoon dan]

This bed is on fire with passionate love
The neighbors complain about the noises above
But she only comes when she's on top