Greatest Opening Lines to a song

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Remember boy that your forefathers died,
Lost in millions for our country’s pride,
Never mention the trenches of Belgium,
When we we stopped fighting and we were one…

Will never be beaten. RIP to the fallen

 

[BlueHammer85]

We put this festival on you bastards

 

[SamTheGuru]

Megadeth - Wake Up Dead

"It's Four in the morning.....
I've had too much too drink...."

 

[youngbob]

Remember back in the days when n****s had waves?
Cazal shades and corn braids?
Pitching pennies, honeys had the high-top jellies
Shooting skelly, motherfuckers was all friendly
Lounging at the barbecues, drinking brews
With the neighborhood crews hanging on the avenues
Turn your pages to 1993
N****s is getting smoked, G, believe me



Talk about setting the scene for an entire album in an instant.

 

[Barcon]

I fucked Dolly Parton. I fucked Loretta Lynn. I fucked Barbara Mandrell and I fucked all of her kin.

 

[Manc baggie]

A lovestruck Romeo sang the streets a serenade
Laying everybody low with a love song that he made
Finds a streetlight, steps out of the shade
Says something like, "You and me, babe, how about it?"

 

[Xhavenjoe]

used to smoke five packs of cigarettes a day
It was the hardest thing to put them away
I'd drink four or five bottles of wine
I kept a glass in my hand all the time
Breaking those habits was hard to do
But nothing compared to the changes that you put me through

 

[Manc baggie]

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I fucked Dolly Parton. I fucked Loretta Lynn. I fucked Barbara Mandrell and I fucked all of her kin.

I always wondered why was it " cuntry boner" instead of " country boner" for a long time and then one day it finally clicked.

 

[Manc baggie]

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook up and turned you around
Turned you into someone new