Greatest Opening Lyric Of Any Song

[uncle fester]

Not strictly a song but one from the very wonderful John Cooper Clarke

I fell in love with an alien being
who's skin was jelly who's teeth were green
She had the big bug eyes
and the death ray glare

 

[Barcon]

Dublin in the rain is mine
A pregnant city with a catholic mind

 

[levets]

‘It’s one o’clock and time for lunch’

 

[bluethrunthru]

I told them I take photo's for this magazine.
They let me in to see you comb your hair....

 

[Kakhaber The Great]

White on white translucent black capes, back on the rack...

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Well she wore big knickers and she worked on t’ sewage farm.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

 

[The perfect fumble]

Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”

 

[Mid Wales blue]

A little bit of Manfred Mann

Ever seen a blind man cross the road
Try'na make the other side
Ever seen a young girl growing old
Try'na make herself a bride

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”

you take the biscuit, or should that be half biscuit.

I’d forgotten about this little beauty, (back to the D.H.S.S album)

“I hate Nerys Hughs”