Greggs replace Jesus with sausage roll

[smudgedj]

Bit of fun, but for balance I reckon Islam is fair game too. Cheese and Ham-ed Pasty or Ginger Bread Mo anyone?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Are the twelve disciples now to be known as a Baker's dozen?

 

[laughing gravy]

Are the twelve disciples now to be known as a Baker's dozen?

very good lol but i'm afraid there a desciple short to be called that..

 

[dronefromsector7G]

very good lol but i'm afraid there a desciple short to be called that..

Hey, Jesus doesn't care about the detail

 

[talkativesprout]

Love it

 

[Cotton Weave Blue]

Stop the world, I need to get off.

 

[BobKowalski]

Love it

Yeah. Except Burqa's are not religious they are cultural so sod all to do with Islam. The Virgin Mary is depicted wearing a hijab.

 

[tshirtman]

Didn't the three wise men bring, gold, frankincense and muffins

 

[adrianr]

Imagine the sort of life you lead to become genuinely outraged by this? Simmer down for Christ's sake.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Yeah. Except Burqa's are not religious they are cultural so sod all to do with Islam. The Virgin Mary is depicted wearing a hijab.

Good point, so nobody should be offended then.

 

[BigOscar]

I'd have thought if Jesus really cared about this sort of nonsense, he'd be more bothered by being recast as a random white hippy, or us moving his birthday to coincide with some random pagan festival, or whatever the fuck Father Christmas is supposed to be. People are strange

 

[BobKowalski]

Good point, so nobody should be offended then.

Apart from some Christians it seems.

As an atheist with a profound dislike of all religions of the abrahemic variety I couldn't give a shit who is offended or not. My point was more about a couple of posters trying to shoehorn a 'let's have a pop at Islam as well' without having a fucking clue.

 

[inchy14]

Didn't the three wise men bring, gold, frankincense and muffins

It's barms you fucking heathen bastard, Barms.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

They should of used a Cheese pasty and said it was "Baby Cheesus"

 

[its a Barm]

It's barms you fucking heathen bastard, Barms.

you tell him inchy.

 

[Elbow beards]

This is my favourite line from the report

'.. especially in the run up towards the festive season, when people like to eat more delicious things like Baby Jesuses. We mean sausage rolls..'

Comedy gold

 

[talkativesprout]

Apart from some Christians it seems.

As an atheist with a profound dislike of all religions of the abrahemic variety I couldn't give a shit who is offended or not. My point was more about a couple of posters trying to shoehorn a 'let's have a pop at Islam as well' without having a fucking clue.

Peckish, you are no fun when you are hungry...have a steak bake.

 

[Sid C]

They should of used a Cheese pasty and said it was "Baby Cheesus"

Haha I like that.

It was supposed to be a virgin birth though so maybe a Shepherd’s (cream) pie splashed all over the blanket.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Really not happy about Greggs taking the piss out our lord and savoury

 

[Metal Biker]

I'd have thought if Jesus really cared about this sort of nonsense, he'd be more bothered by being recast as a random white hippy, or us moving his birthday to coincide with some random pagan festival, or whatever the fuck Father Christmas is supposed to be. People are strange

Odin (or Woden), riding his eight legged horse named Sleipnir on the Wild Hunt. Children were encouraged to leave hay in their shoes for Sleipnir to eat and as a reward or "thank you", Odin left them gifts.