Guaranteed new Lescott song!

[Sheriff Fatman]

To the tune of Dolly Parton....

"Jolean, Jolean, Jolean, Joleeean,
He came to wear the lighter shade of blue

Jolean, Jolean, Jolean, Joleeean,
he's massive (or loaded?) an he's comin after you"

Please lets try and introduce a new tune to our songlist!!

massive??

 

[Scott Howard]

To the tune of Dolly Parton....

"Jolean, Jolean, Jolean, Joleeean,
He came to wear the lighter shade of blue

Jolean, Jolean, Jolean, Joleeean,
he's massive (or loaded?) an he's comin after you"

Please lets try and introduce a new tune to our songlist!!

massive??

"massive" is tongue in cheek mate. Others that use that word to mock us are now fearful of us so why not sing it on our songs? if u don't like it then stick with loaded, cos he will be!!

 

[Adebayor's Hat]

To the tune of Dolly Parton....

"Jolean, Jolean, Jolean, Joleeean,
He came to wear the lighter shade of blue

Jolean, Jolean, Jolean, Joleeean,
he's massive (or loaded?) an he's comin after you"

Please lets try and introduce a new tune to our songlist!!

massive??

Down Below....

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

Not necessarily for Lescott but I would love us to get a City song that could be used for the bouncing that has become so popular around europe. I dont know how my old legs will cope but me and the lad would certainly be game to give it a go in the south stand (until I collapse and need an iron lung that is lol)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N66jOVp6lc[/youtube]

 

[disapoynton]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUASiDg-kg4[/youtube]


to this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^





we don't need no loans or lending
we don't need no t.v dough
gollum struggled to repel us
untill joleon told him NO

hey ginger please just let me go!

all in all your just a fuckin
bog eyed cock who's signed jo!

I just made a mess of my seat PMSL

 

[Colins Bellend]

six feet two eyes of blue
our ugly bastards after you

 

[AdamMCFC88]

THERES ONLY 1 LESCOTT
ONLY 1 LESCOTT
HES GOT A LEGO HEAD
HES UGLY AS FUCK
BUT HES A LEGEND!!!!

 

[droylsdenblue]

To the tune of 'My Old Man's a Dustman'

Oh Joleon Lescott's magic,
He's come to join the blues,
With Tevez and Robinho,
We'll never (flippin) lose,
Moyesy tried to keep him,
But Hughesey's mind was set,
And when we play the scousers
He will smash it in the net!
Oh....

yes got to be this, maybe because im old enough to know the tune, doh

ditto!

 

[cityste]

hes strong at the back
he scores up front
try skinning lescott
youll like a c..t

 

[Irlamblue]

THERES ONLY 1 LESCOTT
ONLY 1 LESCOTT
HES GOT A LEGO HEAD
HES UGLY AS FUCK
BUT HES A LEGEND!!!!

Fell about laughin ¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!