Guaranteed new Lescott song!

nashark said:
With our imaginative songwriting talent, I may as well introduce the new Lescott song which will definitely be sung against Palace.

There's only 1 Joleon Lescott,
1 Joleon Lescott,
Walking along, singing a song,
Walking in a Lescott wonderland

Surely this will be sung. Hopefully we can muster up some better ones.
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how long did it take you to come up with that masterpeace
 
R0BINH0 said:
To the "how much is that doggy in the window" :-)

how much is lescott from goodison?! Who who?!
The one with the cracking left foot!

How much is your def-en-der moysey! moysey!
Name your price and well give you the lot!
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Worst effort i've ever seen/heard
 
elliottrobo said:
R0BINH0 said:
To the "how much is that doggy in the window" :-)

how much is lescott from goodison?! Who who?!
The one with the cracking left foot!

How much is your def-en-der moysey! moysey!
Name your price and well give you the lot!
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Worst effort i've ever seen/heard
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hehehe, and here's me thinking Robinho's english was improving!

fair go though mate i don't have any lined up yet
 
alextrueblue said:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUASiDg-kg4[/youtube]


to this ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^





we don't need no loans or lending
we don't need no t.v dough
gollum struggled to repel us
untill joleon told him NO

hey ginger please just let me go!

all in all your just a fuckin
bog eyed cock who's signed jo!
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Class
 
I read somewhere that when he was a kid he got dragged under a car causing massive head injuries and he nearly died! So I'm sure all the 'Klingon', 'ugly fecker' and 'Star Trek' references will really endear us to him!

Lets fucking make him feel welcome for fucks sake - not take the piss at his looks!

Carry on... :-)
 
One for when we play Everton,

Moyesy, Moyesy Keep the Change, Moyesy Keep the change.





I need a holiday.
 
tomb17 said:
Joleon lescott is a blue
is a blue
is a blue
joleon lescott is a blue
he hates scousers

or

Joleon lescott is a blue
is a blue
is a blue
joleon lescott is a blue
he hates moyesy


or swap moysey with gollum
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Gollum is best
 
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