Guardiola song....thoughts

To the tune of DNCE'S Cake by the ocean

Let's lose our minds and go fucking crazy crazy
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on Winning with Pep Guardiola
Oh ah
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on Winning with Pep Guardiola
Oh ah
Ah ya ya ya ya I keep on Winning with Pep Guardiola (huh)

Haha I heard this song on the radio the other day and thought Pep Guardiola would fit the cake by the Ocean bit perfectly. Shit song though.
 
Once upon a time not so long ago
Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike
He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day working for her man
She brings home her pay, for love, for love

She says, we've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot

Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer

Tommy's got his six-string in hock
Now he's holding in what he used to make it talk
So tough, it's tough
Gina dreams of running away
When she cries in the night, Tommy whispers
Baby, it's okay, someday

We've got to hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot for love
We'll give it a shot

Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Livin' on a prayer

Oh, we've got to hold on, ready or not
You live for the fight when it's all that you've got
Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer

Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer

Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer

Guardiola
Quality , Pissing myself here .
 
If you leave after 80, or you leave after 85,
it is better to be drunk,
when you see the final score...

It is not, it's not really here,
It is not, it's not really here,
just like the fringe of Guardiola, man,
it's not really here.
 
To the tune of Hey Jude

Hey Pep we're not that bad
Take a good team and make us better
Remember to not let Jose under your skin
Then you'll begin to make us
Better better better better better better, oh

Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Josep
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, City
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Josep
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, City
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Josep
Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, City
...
 
It's fucking awful, and every video I've seen has been on person singing the first bit. Don't think it would work the occasional time we decide to sing in the Etihad
 
Someone more talented than me could surely put appropriate verses to the Sopranos theme tune. Half the lyrics refer to "Bluemoon in your eyes"
 
Someone more talented than me could surely put appropriate verses to the Sopranos theme tune. Half the lyrics refer to "Bluemoon in your eyes"

Half the lyrics LOL one line, it is a slow mellow tune. Imagine the toothless south standers trying to jazz it up with that number
 
To the Go West (one nil to the Arsenal) tune

It's Pep at the Etihad
It's Pep he's a City lad
It's Pep and we're fucking glad
Cos Pep's at the Etihad
 
Theres only one Josep Guardiola Sala
And he comes from Santpedor
Guardiola played as a defensive midfielder and spent the majority of his career with Barcelona, forming a part of Johan Cruyff's "Dream Team" that won the club's first European Cup in 1992, and four successive La Liga titles from 1991 to 1994. He later captained the team from 1997 to 2001. He then played for Brescia and Roma in Italy, Al-Ahli in Qatar, and Dorados de Sinaloa in Mexico while training to be a manager. While playing in Italy, he served a four-month ban for a positive drug test, although he was cleared of wrongdoing twice on appeal in 2009 before the Courts of Justice of the Italian Football Federation and the Federal Anti-Doping Courts of the Italian Olympic Committee (CONI).[3] Guardiola was capped 47 times for Spain, winning the Olympic Gold Medal in 1992, and appeared at the 1994 FIFA World Cup. He also played friendly matches for Catalonia. A deep-lying playmaker, he was highly regarded throughout his career for his vision of the game, ball control, technical ability, passing range and calm composure.

As a manager, Guardiola won 14 trophies in the first four years of his managing career. He is one of the most successful managers in the world and is considered by a number of players, managers and commentators to be one of the best managers in the world.

After retiring as a player, Guardiola became coach of Barcelona B, and in 2008 he succeeded Frank Rijkaard as the first team manager.[8] In his first season as manager, Guardiola guided Barcelona to a treble, winning La Liga, the Copa del Rey and the UEFA Champions League. In doing so, Guardiola became the youngest manager to win the Champions League. The following season, Guardiola led Barcelona to win the Supercopa de España, the UEFA Super Cup, and the FIFA Club World Cup, bringing his tally to the maximum of six trophies out of six competitions in one year, thus achieving the sextuple. In 2011, Guardiola was awarded theCatalan Parliament's Gold Medal, their highest honour.[9] That same year, Guardiola was also named the FIFA World Coach of the Year.[10] On 30 June 2012, Guardiola announced his departure from Barcelona, after winning 14 trophies in just four years in charge of the club.

After a sabbatical period, Bayern Munich announced on 16 January 2013 that Guardiola would join the club as manager for the2013–14 season following the retirement of Jupp Heynckes. In his first season at the club, Guardiola won the Bundesliga, the DFB-Pokal, the UEFA Super Cup and the FIFA Club World Cup.

On 1 February 2016, Manchester City announced that Guardiola would be replacing Manuel Pellegrini as head coach in July.


To the tune of Firestarter by Prodigy
 
Apologies if already suggested:

To the tune of Tom Jones Deliahla

"Pep Pep Pep Guadiolaaaa nah nah nana nana nah
Pep Pep Pep Guadiolaaaa nah nah nana nana nah
He came he saw he chucked the deadwood out the door
Pep Guadiiola will take us to glory for sure for sure.
Pep Pep Pep etc"

I'll get my coat!
 

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