Guardiola song....thoughts

Glad all over seems to have already been adopted so that'll be it then. Good, as it's the tune I automatically thought of as soon as we were linked. It's obvious.

I do like Solley Attwell's though as an alternative.
 
To the tune of Eton Rifles.

Sup up your beer and collect your fags
There's a row going on with the rags
Their club is a shambles and Mourinhos shite
Playing their football on a Thursday night

Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'

Martin Edwards on his hands and knees
Checking under doors in the lavatories
Ticket tout Charlton is the man to see
If you wanna buy a ticket for Wemberlee

Hello hurray, fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'
 
To the tune of "eviva l'Espagna"

He's won all there is in Spain
His name's Guardiola
His time in Munich was in vain
Not like in Barcelona
The rags are going to feel the pain
Their title hopes are gone now
He'll make our glorious City reign
Guardiola is his name!

Ole'
 
To the tune of "friggin in the Riggin" (Vid is NSFW)

He used to be at Barca,
Thinks Jose is an arsehole,
His dreams came true cos now he's Blue,
and no one's gonna stop us,

We've got Guardiola,
We've got Guardiola,
We've got Guardiola,
and there's fuck all you can do.

 
To the tune of "friggin in the Riggin" (Vid is NSFW)

He used to be at Barca,
Thinks Jose is an arsehole,
His dreams came true cos now he's Blue,
and no one's gonna stop us,

We've got Guardiola,
We've got Guardiola,
We've got Guardiola,
and there's fuck all you can do.


That's got some mileage especially the chorus but the last line perhaps needs changing, don't know what to mind you.
 
To the tune of Eton Rifles.

Sup up your beer and collect your fags
There's a row going on with the rags
Their club is a shambles and Mourinhos shite
Playing their football on a Thursday night

Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'

Martin Edwards on his hands and knees
Checking under doors in the lavatories
Ticket tout Charlton is the man to see
If you wanna buy a ticket for Wemberlee

Hello hurray, fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'
Nothing short of genius
 
To the tune of Eton Rifles.

Sup up your beer and collect your fags
There's a row going on with the rags
Their club is a shambles and Mourinhos shite
Playing their football on a Thursday night

Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'

Martin Edwards on his hands and knees
Checking under doors in the lavatories
Ticket tout Charlton is the man to see
If you wanna buy a ticket for Wemberlee

Hello hurray, fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola, Guardiola'

Beltin '
 
Nothing short of genius
Love too

We could just pluck the chorus line, just for neatness, IIRR, just 2 x Guardiolas and the line sung twice is punchier

"Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
"Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola''....


Of course once depay puts in a transfer request we'll need to change a couple of words , but fun in the meantime !!

That said the whole adapted lyric is genius.... well done , Blue Mick... best I've heard in a long time !!
 
Love too

We could just pluck the chorus line, just for neatness, IIRR, just 2 x Guardiolas and the line sung twice is punchier

"Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
"Hello hurray,fuck depay, 'Guardiola, Guardiola''....


Of course once depay puts in a transfer request we'll need to change a couple of words , but fun in the meantime !!

That said the whole adapted lyric is genius.... well done , Blue Mick... best I've heard in a long time !!

"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''

"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''
 
"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''

"Hello hurray,fuck Jose,we've got 'Guardiola, Guardiola''

Why do our songs have anything about United in them.....kick em into touch...who gives a damn.
 
Why do our songs have anything about United in them.....kick em into touch...who gives a damn.
That thought crossed my mind but then I thought , Nah, the arrogant tw@ts just assumed the Pep would be beating a path to the door of the Swamp but this reminds the c@nts that they got snubbed and now have to make do with the PEG

Sing it loud, Blues !!
 
We don't want Mourinho
We've got our strong beliefs
We don't want Wenger
We've got our strong beliefs

We don't want Klopp
We've got our strong beliefs
We don't want Hiddinck
We've got our strong beliefs

Want more and more
Our fans want more and more
Pep Guardiola
He's what we're looking for

Want more and more
Our fans want more and more
Pep Guardiola
He's what we're looking for

Tune freed from desire Gala.
 
We don't want Mourinho
We've got our strong beliefs
We don't want Wenger
We've got our strong beliefs

We don't want Klopp
We've got our strong beliefs
We don't want Hiddinck
We've got our strong beliefs

Want more and more
Our fans want more and more
Pep Guardiola
He's what we're looking for

Want more and more
Our fans want more and more
Pep Guardiola
He's what we're looking for

Tune freed from desire Gala.
I had to wait for 12 lines to hear Guardiola. I didn't know who the song was about . By the time pep will be gone.
 

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