Guardiola song....thoughts

Let me put you in the picture,
Let me show you what I mean,
Guardiola's fucking magic,
He's the best we've ever seen!
 
We've got Pep

There's no doubt... if you don't play he'll kick you out

With a quick short pass and some tiki taka too

Guardiola we love you
 
Nice and simple, to the tune of The Buckethead's The Bomb

Pep pep pep pep
Guardiola
Pep pep pep pep
Guardiola
na na na na na na na na Blues!

And of course,

You signed the 192
We signed Pep Guardiola

Jose. park the bus
Jose Jose, park the bus
 
nope.........

i give up then.

maybe just change "he comes from catalan" to "he is a catalan".

it still rhymes with masterplan or campervan or whatever it was
and it'll keep the grammarwankers happy too.
job's a good'n.
 
Unless somebody get's in early doors at the first home match and get's a new Pep chant going, Pep's new cchantwill be over before it's begun. What you heared at the CFA on Sundayy will stick.


Don't worry, Pep's song will almost certainly be the one sang at Swansea on the last game of the season - to the tune of Glad All Over.
 
Don't worry, Pep's song will almost certainly be the one sang at Swansea on the last game of the season - to the tune of Glad All Over.

Cant see the glad all over one sticking, firstly it's shit however once that chorus is sang once I think it would be hard to keep repeating it at a good tempo. You know what we are like now blue moon barely gets to the end now.
 
How about to the 'Balotelli' song :-

Oooh Guardiola, he's not Spanish he's Catalan
He could have stayed in Munich or he could be at Milan
But Pep has chosen City cos he doesn't need a tan

Might get 'Masterplan', 'Begiristan' or even 'Vincent Tan' in there somewhere too!
 
Cooke he had that smile across his face
knowing he'd just played an ace
while City were saying bye
while we were saying bye

they all said the sheikh was snide
he'd buy our club and make it die
Robinho said where the fuck am i

they said we'd sold our soul
then the world saw that goal
that made all the people cry
made all the people cry

now we've got the champagne Guardiola
champagne Guardiola
champagne Guardiola
to take us to the sky

my lunch break effort.
 

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