Guess the poster

[BlueBearBoots]

It's that farrkinn khaannt markt85.

Correct, I was going to add "I was drunk and ordered cola and the bloke chased me with a army tank"

'So anyway I hate women because my missus turned into a lesbian, and by the way if Micah doesn't go to Arsenal in the transfer window, I am never going to post again.
Did I forget to mention that my ex is now a lesbian?'

Worsleweb

 

[kaz7]

It's that farrkinn khaannt markt85.

Correct, I was going to add "I was drunk and ordered cola and the bloke chased me with a army tank"

'So anyway I hate women because my missus turned into a lesbian, and by the way if Micah doesn't go to Arsenal in the transfer window, I am never going to post again.
Did I forget to mention that my ex is now a lesbian?'

WW

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Seeing as it's a free for all...

People call me David Bellamy's love child. But i'm not, you cunts. I'm planting some St. Johns wort which is best fertilizes with tortoise poo. Makes the leaves greener. Crazy paving tomorrow and then off to collect some wild sorrel.

JOTS.
'Any **** who eats curry is a foul-smelling wrong 'un...'

 

[dronefromsector7g]

I'm an inflationary cosmologist/string theorist. I do not typically, or at least not exclusively, think of the big bang as "the beginning" of everything. And my impression is other researchers have that same opinion. Our current physical theories tell us that once upon a time, the universe must have been very very "small" and hot and dense. However, before that time period, we have no idea. Whatever existed before that time probably did not resemble the universe as we know it in any way, so it is the beginning of our universe as we know it in that sense. But the big bang could have erupted within a much larger universe that could have been around forever.

Damocles

YES! Whose go is it?

I got that one first but its free for all now you cunts

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Seeing as it's a free for all...

People call me David Bellamy's love child. But i'm not, you cunts. I'm planting some St. Johns wort which is best fertilizes with tortoise poo. Makes the leaves greener. Crazy paving tomorrow and then off to collect some wild sorrel.

JOTS.
'Any **** who eats curry is a foul-smelling wrong 'un...'

Lol the curry one is stony?

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

I just poured some vodka into my Stella, I'm now going to call every **** a **** because that's what themz are."

 

[Davs 19]

Damocles

YES! Whose go is it?

I got that one first but its free for all now you cunts

That's you.....or corky....

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Correct, I was going to add "I was drunk and ordered cola and the bloke chased me with a army tank"

'So anyway I hate women because my missus turned into a lesbian, and by the way if Micah doesn't go to Arsenal in the transfer window, I am never going to post again.
Did I forget to mention that my ex is now a lesbian?'

WW

Good call babes.
That's another death threat in the morning.

'i think this thread may have run it's course now...'

 

[kinkladz-ade]

Seeing as it's a free for all...

People call me David Bellamy's love child. But i'm not, you cunts. I'm planting some St. Johns wort which is best fertilizes with tortoise poo. Makes the leaves greener. Crazy paving tomorrow and then off to collect some wild sorrel.

JOTS.
'Any **** who eats curry is a foul-smelling wrong 'un...'

stony

 

[Paladin]

Damocles

YES! Whose go is it?

I got that one first but its free for all now you cunts

And I tried to make it really hard too!