Had a crash last night.

roaminblue said:
There was a guy in the US who had terrible grades, had an accident and woke up a genious.

Have you by any chance woken up a capitalist?

Seriously though, hope you're ok mate!

That doesn't rhyme though
 
mackenzie said:
roaminblue said:
There was a guy in the US who had terrible grades, had an accident and woke up a genious.

Have you by any chance woken up a capitalist?

Seriously though, hope you're ok mate!

That doesn't rhyme though
And with delicious irony, he spelt genius wrong. :)
 
2sheikhs said:
mackenzie said:
roaminblue said:
There was a guy in the US who had terrible grades, had an accident and woke up a genious.

Have you by any chance woken up a capitalist?

Seriously though, hope you're ok mate!

That doesn't rhyme though
And with delicious irony, he spelt genius wrong. :)

In fairness, you are classed as a genius in the States if you can spell your name without eating the pencil.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
roaminblue said:
There was a guy in the US who had terrible grades, had an accident and woke up a genious.

Have you by any chance woken up a capitalist?

Seriously though, hope you're ok mate!
He won't be responding for a while as he's out canvassing for UKIP.
What??? Stephen Hawking is canvassing for UKIP???
 
mackenzie said:
That doesn't rhyme though

Have you, by any chance, woken up a capitalist?
Seriously, though I hope you're ok mate!

Where once you were an ardent activist
Now you're a proponent of the free-market state

-- Fri May 02, 2014 1:45 pm --

2sheikhs said:
mackenzie said:
roaminblue said:
There was a guy in the US who had terrible grades, had an accident and woke up a genious.

Have you by any chance woken up a capitalist?

Seriously though, hope you're ok mate!

That doesn't rhyme though
And with delicious irony, he spelt genius wrong. :)

hahahahaha! Touchay

Yes, it was deliberate
 
There was an old leftie called Rasc
Who took the right wingers to task
They were sick of his gripes
So they cut his brake pipes
Now nurse Karen bed-baths him in a basque
 
Rang the police to find out where they had taken the car I was driving.

Pc: Yes Sir
Me. I was involved in a RTC on wednesday night and you have my car.
Pc; Where was the accident Sir
Me; Dont know, but think it was between town and Parrs Wood as I ended up in the MRI
Pc; You taking the piss sir
 
Sorry to hear about this however it would be an honour and a privilege to apply for the job of chauffeur to El Presidente.

¡Viva el Presidente!
 
strongbowholic said:
Sorry to hear about this however it would be an honour and a privilege to apply for the job of chauffeur to El Presidente.
G
¡Viva el Presidente!
I would not want it to interfere with your job as official Bowmeister to the Guard.
 

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