Had a crash last night.

Rascal said:
strongbowholic said:
Sorry to hear about this however it would be an honour and a privilege to apply for the job of chauffeur to El Presidente.
G
¡Viva el Presidente!
I would not want it to interfere with your job as official Bowmeister to the Guard.
True, drinking and driving isn't a good combo. I'd be mortified if I spilled any whilst taking a roundabout at speed.
 
Wishing you a speedy recovery.... :-)

I met this daft fuckwit on the Manchester train
Said his car's been "borrowed" by the coppers (again!)
Slurring quotes from Dostoevsky, Dalai Lama and Mao
Yet unable to grasp just quite the fuck how
He slipped from presidente and poet, and "top poster Russ"
To realise his destiny - as the nutter on the bus
 
Everytime I stick this forum on I keep seeing this as "I had a crush last night" I keep think it's a thread about someone you fancy.

My sight is shit even with my contacts in...
 
Tanzeylee said:
Everytime I stick this forum on I keep seeing this as "I had a crush last night" I keep think it's a thread about someone you fancy.

My sight is shit even with my contacts in...

2le6il1.jpg


;)
 
TommoCTID said:
Tanzeylee said:
Everytime I stick this forum on I keep seeing this as "I had a crush last night" I keep think it's a thread about someone you fancy.

My sight is shit even with my contacts in...

2le6il1.jpg


;)

Hey I'm 44, tho probably got the eyesight of a 70yo...
 
Glad you're OK. Has the car turned up yet? If it was an alien abduction and they kept the car but spat you back down to earth, how embarrassing would that be?
 
Maybe this should be merged with the Malaysian plane search thread.
 

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