handsomest/ugliest City players?

[artfuldodger]

As a female. Handsome; Ian Bishop, Kennedy, Zab, Kinky, Barry, Flitcroft, Gaudino.
Less handsome; J Tolmie, Lomas, Ireland, Pollock, McNab, Beardsley

 

[bapi]

Of our current players: 1. Javi Garcia 2. Kun 3. Merlin

 

[kp789]

Javi Garcia is incredible. Most girls I know think Joe Hart is sex on legs. I think Mancini is a bit of alright, wouldnt mind being that classy in my late 40's

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Ugly Team v Pretty Team

Barry Siddall

Stefav Savic
Kakhabar Tskadadze
Mike Walsh
Alan Harper

Steve Lomas
Rick Holden
Peter Beardsley

Carlos
Goater
Jim Tolmie

v

Carlo Nash

Micah
Sylvain Distin
Keith Curle
Willie Donachie

Gareth Barry
Garry Flitcroft
Colin Bell

Paul Walsh
RSC
Georgie Samaras

Samaras looks like Freddie mercury sucking a plum.

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

See I never got the whole Brad Pitt thing, he's only attractive in Troy.

Probably Javi is the best looking at ours, Aguero and Nastasic not too far off.

But I never tend to fancy out players, nor any footballers, Im more focused on what they do on the pitch than how they look in shorts. I have one friend who keeps saying we should sign players who are attractive (facepalm)

 

[atticusfinch1048]

I am hoping to trade the Mrs in as she loves Joe Hart - think we could do a swap he can have the Mrs and I will take his bird??

Infact anyone want me Mrs? Ugly as sin and made Les Dawson's old women look modestly good looking

 

[Mrmcfc]

Wayne bridge must be alright judging by some of his birds.
Garcia is a good looking bastard.
Rodwell has a Jacob from twilight look about him, and also has a pornstar name.

100% homo

 

[nowantads]

Dzeko is pretty, silva is cute, panti is adorable, hart is handsome, nasri has the best smile, mancini always looks perfect in every picture, balotelli - have you seen those times photos?

God, I sound like a 15yo teenage girl, haha.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

I dont think silva is as popular with the chickas as you may think...

Hart, Garcia and Sergio are the obvious candidates... however Gareth Barry is a dark horse... a jaw line to die for but the charisma of a dead dog

Ha ha! Yeah bet him and Milner are a barrel of laughs on a night out.

I'm with you Bob, something about those Balkans. Used to quite like Corluka as well. Drew the line at Petrov though.

Ugliest - Lee Crooks?

 

[Worksop Blue]

Wasn`t RSC voted one of the most handsome footballers at a World Cup or tournament a few years ago.

His career highlight so far.

Certainly the coolest name in football, unless anyone has any better ideas?