Happy Sick Swan day!

Wife was away that weekend so I walked to my local on my own. A family of mouthy deadbeat United fans sat down at the next table, scruffy not right dad, munter mum with her munter sister and two hillbilly looking teenage boys. All had Utd shirts that had seen better days covered in snags and stains.

I was talking to another lone drinker on the other table and they discerned I was City and started giving me the verbals in the usual cocky manner. No problems as I can give as good as I get. As the fifth went in me and the other bloke were in stitches and these loons were dumb struck. They were getting up to leave as number 6 went in. Completely bereft and shell shocked.

My beer never tasted so good!
 

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