Harrasment in public

[Kippax77]

Do you have a Millwall tattoo on your funbags?

If not then they're not worth talking about

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

My mate is a detective and he grabbed my meat n two veg with a pair of fire tongues this summer while we were sitting around the firepit.
The other three cops all laughed at my blackened crotch.

Heartbreaking tale mate. #barconslifematters

 

[dronefromsector7G]

She was just milking it

 

[calumdown]

all i can muster is...


what the fuck were you doing in edinburgh?
proper shithole full of shitholes.

you deserve all you get/got


edit:
to be clear,
i very much like scotland and scottish people
just not that shithole

 

[dickie davies]

I think the op should get over it with some comfort eating

 

[N1985]

If you didn't have tits she wouldn't have grabbed them, tit shaming you into chest day at the gym. Or something

 

[ChicagoBlue]

I’m not sure which I’m more embarrassed about:

A drunk woman grabbing you and you not having a bit of banter to nail her with,

You feeling embarrassed about it in front of your wife and mate couple,

You thinking you were going to get some sympathy vote and an intelligent discussion of “equality” in 2024, OR

You posting it on BM and telling us how embarrassing it was to you?

38 you say? Laugh it off and save it for a piss up story with a self deprecating punchline!

 

[chris85mcfc]

Did you have a revealing top on?

If so, you've brought it on yourself.

 

[N1985]

Did you have a revealing top on?

If so, you've brought it on yourself.

Fucking asking for it he was.

 

[W11Nchenko]

Not sure there is any point comparing them.

comparing them to what, mangoes or watermelons?