Harry due in court on Monday 23rd January 2012 (merged)

[oakiecokie]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaa.
Loved the fooking dog and him !!

 

[bumbleblue]

twats just gobbed me brew on me keyboard.

 

[IH8MUFC]

haha that letter is genius. so funny can hardly breathe

 

[smeeagain]

will he do bird tho ??

 

[bobmcfc]

crying laughing here. apparently he's never sent a text message either

oooh hes such a fibber

 

[mcmanus]

Re: Who Is This Person?

******** told the officers: "My accountant runs my life. I don't see wage slips, I haven't seen one for 10 years. I don't see bank statements. I can't write. I'm the most disorganised person in the world.

"I can't work a computer or send emails. I can't even text. I have never wrote a letter in my life. I write like a two year old and I can't spell."

Got told about this pathetic excuse yesterday and was waiting for the punchline. I honestly thought my mate was winding me up. It really should be beyond belief but then again it is 'arry.

Lower than a snake belly is that cockney cunty bollocks.

 

[bobmcfc]

Can't read or write yet does a football column in the Sun newspaper, can't text but is always seen tappin away on his phone outside the training ground on transfer dealine day whilst chatting to a SSN reporter. crock of shit

 

[blue order]

That letter has made my day! fantastic effort mate.

The 'me and my dog' pic is hilarious.

Oh, and your right ... the lies that twitching fat wobbly twat will tell beggar belief. To use his own words ... " he's done it before and will do it again!"

 

[johnny on the spot]

Can't read or write yet does a football column in the Sun newspaper

Sounds legit to me.

 

[paulbob]

To the tune of Daisy, Daisy


Harry Redknapp, the taxman is after you
If he gets you, he'll give you a year or two
Your writing skills won't save you
Your up to your neck in dog poo
So here's your cell, don't ring the bell
Coz the screws won't be helping you