Harry Kane

[blueparrot]

It aint that hard. All rich people have hangers on.

So you want the hangers on to sort the contracts out, that should go well. John from down the pub will do a great job, I’m sure. Did Gazza get 5 bellies on his deals.

 

[i8rags]

well Crouch wasnt up to it then was he. didnt know his own worth.

Answered your own question

 

[Bustergonad]

Lots of people use a recruitment consultant to help them get a new job.
Not exactly the same but fairly similar.

They are an agent. They changed their job title to consultant to make themselves sound more important but they are in essence a recruitment agent

 

[wolviedinho]

So who is Tolmie and has he proven reliable previously?

Retired DJ but moonlights as Moonbeam the mascot at the weekend. He get his info from Mrs Tolmie aka Moonchester;)

 

[andyhinch]

This I concur with, he’s definitely more strawberries and cream than pie and bovril

But what a taste in music

 

[nmc]

So who is Tolmie and has he proven reliable previously?

@tolmie's hairdoo is a complete charlatan… once predicted Boxing Day follows Christmas Day but other than that fucking clueless. Shit taste in music too.

 

[Dobsy]

well Crouch wasnt up to it then was he. didnt know his own worth.

Yeah, that's why he and other footballers contract it out to an expert.

When you buy a house do you do the survey and the legal paperwork yourself? When you book a package holiday do you speak to the airline, airport parking, resort, airport transfers, bars and restaurants one by one, or do you just book the package?

Your opinion is so, so, so, SO stupid I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're wumming.

 

[mccity]

Wonder how the Tottenham press will sell things after the sale happens. I thought Villa would be a bit snide but to their credit they weren't. Maybe Tottenham will follow suit.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Changing jobs isn’t remotely the same thing.

Changing jobs is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you have to convince her that you have the experience to push all the right buttons. Then you have to negotiate the right package. After that you need to impress her for the first three months with your drive, stamina and a willingness to take risks.Then you can slip into a comfortable routine.

 

[blueparrot]

Yeah, that's why he and other footballers contract it out to an expert.

When you buy a house do you do the survey and the legal paperwork yourself? When you book a package holiday do you speak to the airline, airport parking, resort, airport transfers, bars and restaurants one by one, or do you just book the package?

Your opinion is so, so, so, SO stupid I'm gonna go ahead and assume you're wumming.

To be fair I do do those things myself. Your point is right though.