Harry Kane

[JustAnotherCityFan]

The ITK snippets, real or not, are far more interesting to read than the endless "this isn't happening guys, close the thread and let's move on" shite.

 

[Groke]

If City don’t want to put up £150m to Levy then a player plus fee is the only solution. They can’t expect Bernardo to agree but they can try.

I'm really gutted at the thought of losing Bernardo, but the thought of using him as a makeweight in this transfer really pisses me off.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Good luck making sense of half the threads mate.

Half?

 

[KinkyKinkladze]

There has been complete media silence over the last 24 hours. In most transfer stories, this means that parties may be in serious discussions to either close it or walk away.

The next 48 hours will be very interesting.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I don't think City could have an expectation that Bernardo would go to Spurs.

Nor would Mendes, surely?

 

[applecentral]

197 pages to go before the announcement.

 

[mosssideblue]

That was the same with me when i just joined. Its the same reaction sometimes if i write something that doesn't fit the universal consensus.

I don't think it's aligning with consensus, it's more to do with writing absolute garbage, generally made up to fit a narrative that gets people's back up.

 

[Fordyboy46]

197 pages to go before the announcement.

Slightly optimistic there fella

 

[DrBlueBob]

Does he have a wife and child?Just read his girlfriend is some Portuguese model and is 22.

To be fair, if I had a 22 year old Portuguese model as a girlfriend I would be rather keen to be in at least the same country as her.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Nor did Bernardo. Shit happens I s’pose

Must have been one helluva night.

 

[applecentral]

I know a mate,who has a friend who is a mechanic. Apparently this guy has built a time machine and tomorrow morning he is going to trial it and go to the end of this month to find out what happened to Harry Kane's transfer saga. I kid you not.

 

[journolud]

I know a mate,who has a friend who is a mechanic. Apparently this guy has built a time machine and tomorrow morning he is going to trial it and go to the end of this month to find out what happened to Harry Kane's transfer saga. I kid you not.

Any chance he could bring back the lottery numbers while he is there?

 

[Damanino]

here is an ITK information:

Kane will NOT play against Norwich for us. my sauces confirmed.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

I know a mate,who has a friend who is a mechanic. Apparently this guy has built a time machine and tomorrow morning he is going to trial it and go to the end of this month to find out what happened to Harry Kane's transfer saga. I kid you not.

Well done Post of the morning

 

[DrBlueBob]

Any chance he could bring back the lottery numbers while he is there?

He's keeping them to himself. How else is he going to fund building the time machine in the first place?

 

[wolviedinho]

Okay, I held off long enough. I'm going to go ahead and say it:


I don't want Harry Kane. There! I said it.

Something about this isn't right. And I think we'd suffer if this transfer goes through. Wearher the storm Txiki. Don't get got by that snake oil seller at Totunham.

Also while there is no basis for this other than an internal hunch, I'm sensing Kane is a lemon.

It will be like Sanchez going to United or Torres going to Chelsea. A player who is about done but know one can tell yet.

Just a bunch though... Either way, I'm all out.

1. Coz I want a chance at Haaland no matter how remote.

2. Co I want a younger player.

Both wants negate an overpriced Kane...

Please Pep, tell Txiki to w as lk away. We believe in you. You can do it without Kane.


Rant over. And I fe a lot better...

The club have decided Harry is the target.

 

[BillyShears]

Imagine taking football transfers this seriously.

 

[Gumzy97]

Haaland won't happen so for those hoping for it it's gone, reliable madrid journalists and quite a few other sources know they have a deal lined up with Haaland and Dortmund. So make peace with it Madrids plan is mbappe on a free or sign him this summer, Haaland next year when Benzema declines.

Kane is the second best striker in football behind lewandowski. He's worth 150mil due to his goal record. He's in his prime at 28 he's going to be even better. It's guaranteed goals. Now stop bludy panicking over a football transfer. Acting like babies on this thread.

 

[Kippaxpete]

Agree. Members should try to have rational arguments/counterpoints instead of insulting people ,throwing abuses , calling them rags,liar, flapper and what not. It feels like they don't want any "new fans" in their tight knit group.
But that's the state of most forum , I imagine. Easier said than done.

As a newbie to the forums, I fully understand why some may find it an intimidating environment. Too often it seems, what starts as a rational, well considered debate descends into juvenile name-calling and abuse. I'm all for good-humoured banter but perhaps if there was a little less pathetic macho posturing and more reasoned argument the site might feel a lot more welcoming.

 

[Dadsupportedthem]

Imagine taking football transfers this seriously.

Is this aimed at people on the forum? Aren't you the guy who has created a podcast about transfers?