Last time we went out, you were moaning at paying more than a fiver for a round.
After what he's done his middle name should be KariShould have told the police his middle name was stottle, that might have done him some good
I’m sure there’s a chant based on The human league’s ‘don’t you want me’?
Don’t you know who I Ammm?
You were working as a defender in Leicester when Ole met you.
Ole picked you out, shook you up and made you shite
Etc
You were posing as a footballer in a private bar when the Greeks arrested you, they locked you up, shook you down, turned you around, sent you back.to England too. Now five days later on you had the world at your feet, now you're just a criminal too.
Southgate, don't you want me?You know I can't believe it when they say that you won't pick me, Southgate don't you want me, I just can't believe it when they say that you won't see me. It's not too late you'll find, for you to change your mind, you better pick me again or you'll be sorry, don't you want me Southgate, don't you want me ohhhhhhhh!!!
SuperbYou were posing as a footballer in a private bar when the Greeks arrested you, they locked you up, shook you down, turned you around, sent you back.to England too. Now five days later on you had the world at your feet, now you're just a criminal too.
Southgate, don't you want me?You know I can't believe it when they say that you won't pick me, Southgate don't you want me, I just can't believe it when they say that you won't see me. It's not too late you'll find, for you to change your mind, you better pick me again or you'll be sorry, don't you want me Southgate, don't you want me ohhhhhhhh!!!
They could get Herman Munster to play the role.Apparently, a new episode of Banged Up Abroad, featuring Slabhead, is being planned.