Hated Footy Phrases...

[malg]

'Ever' - as in greatest game ever, greatest goal ever, greatest ever world cup etc.

'Big time' - as in they need a centre back big time, they need to shore up the midfield big time.

 

[Limmer]

My latest one is "sweeper keeper". It seems since the world cup to crop up whenever a keeper is anywhere near the edge of his box.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Not a phrase but the repetitive 'Yeh' by Bale !

 

[manchester blue]

"Could of gone anywhere" really pisses me off

Pisses me off too. Probably for a different reason.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

"He got his hand to it and tipped it onto the bar"......sounds like a fucking waiter.

 

[unexpected item]

Not a hated phrase as such, but radio commentators who shout when there's a goal.

Especially Matterface and Collymore on talkshite.

[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrJmAi3-zeg[/video]

 

[City Hobgoblin]

" The ball must have WENT over the line"

 

[Carver]

They've got 5,4,3 good players in the team who created 6,7,8 good chances.... Mark lawrenson. For fook's sake how many?

The byeline for outside the posts , It's the goal line and runs the whole width of the pitch.

 

[Deepest Blue]

"He has a very unique style"

Things are unique or they are not. There are no degrees of it.

 

[pantalon violet again]

For a big man he's got good feet


Basically saying lanky cunts should be shot