Have you ever had your heart broken over a women?

Do you fancy a 5ft 10 blonde who doesn’t work, spends huge amounts of your money. Has major hormone issues. Gets stressed over buying the wrong milk and a temper like a lion?

You can have her mate. I will drive her to Wales now?


Can't you take her to Cornwall. Or Norfolk, we've got one like that here already.
 
What made you think of it today?

Think of her a lot mate. Fuck me I was broken. I fell in love with her the second I saw her. It was like something out of a film. Never had it ever again in my life. It wasn’t lust - although she is beautiful - it was like some sort of strange connection. Loved her deeply for twelve years and two kids with her. Still look after her to this day. Glad she is in my life.
 
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First monster crush on the devine Birgithe german excange trip. I drank some home-made bilberry wine at a party. I may have said I thought I loved her. She said I didn't. She was right of couse, though it crushed me like a paper cup in the fist of an angry 70's cop.
I was then a heartless, cheating wanker for many years ùntil the next kaboom. Girl I met through work halls in london. Hook, line, sinker, reel and anglers stool went in to that one. She shagged a rep on an 18-30 holiday. I moped, I thought about writing to "my tune", I had lots of revenge sex, I liked that, I had lots more. Not really loved anyone properly since then (including the This! chaps' mum) until I met the current Mrs This!... though keeping with the theme, she's on HRT and bonkers!
 

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