Have you got a foreskin?

[TheBlueDune]

no skin off my nose whether you have one or not

 

[2sheikhs]

Yes I have.

 

[TheBlueDune]

A rabii for some unknown reason has collected all the severed foreskins throughout his career.
He comes to retirement and can't decide what to do with them but then decides to take them to a leather goods specialist and leaves them with him to see what he can do.

He goes back a couple of weeks later.
"Here, I made a beautiful wallet."
"Lovely, how much?" asks the rabii
"£1,000" says the man
"£1,000 for a wallet!!! Are you crazy?"
"Ah yes, but this is a very special wallet" replies the man. "Give it a rub and it turns into a briefcase"




I'm here all week

 

[Swales lives]

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I have a friend who was born in Vancouver where it was (I believe) compulsory 40 or so years ago.

I find it strange that people who believe in creationism would consider god's handiwork to require such an upgrade.

 

[GStar]

Yes, no fucknut has butchered my sexual organs in the name of some dodgy abrahamic faith.

I find those that feel they know better than 100's of thousands of years of evolution very very disturbed.

Enjoy your smegma. Mazel tov.

 

[TCIB]

Yes, no fucknut has butchered my sexual organs in the name of some dodgy abrahamic faith.

I find those that feel they know better than 100's of thousands of years of evolution very very disturbed.

Enjoy your smegma. Mazel tov.

 

[alky313]

Yup. For those who don't have one, imagine asking your wife what it's like to have her clit singed off.

 

[GStar]

Yup. For those who don't have one, imagine asking your wife what it's like to have her clit singed off.

If a mans foreskin was there simply to induce pleasure... we wouldn't have any form of economic crisis...





















We'd still be living in caves.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I've got 2.