Have you, or anybody you know, got the virus yet?

[Magicpole]

Just heard my good friend Tom Hanks has it, along with his wife.

My sister was due to fly to NY on Saturday. After the Moron in Chiefs travel ban from Europe, it's unclear if she will be able to go.

 

[Indaparkside]

John Travolta went to the local hospital 4 days ago. Said he had chills that were multiplying.

Doctor sent him away saying it was just Saturday night fever and that he was staying alive.

But he slipped on some grease, after being struck by lightning apparently his wife won’t leave him even though he is brain dead”she’s hopelessly devoted to him

 

[Magicpole]

I'll be in Paisley next week. I can lay my hands on some Andrex at a price, if you want. As long as you're not fussy about the colour.

I can't move for toilet rolls, pasta and sanitizer. I have had to kill three walkers I thought saw where I hid it all. Cunts.

 

[better dead than red]

Just heard my good friend Tom Hanks has it, along with his wife.

My sister was due to fly to NY on Saturday. After the Moron in Chiefs travel ban from Europe, it's unclear if she will be able to go.

He's half yours, you know. Mary Ann McLeod, his mother, was from the Outer Hebrides. British citizen for life and all that... :-)

 

[Magicpole]

So what if i have? What am i gonna do?.. Warn people!?

Eh, that would probably be the right response. Unless you're a Trump fan, then you and yours will be just fine.

 

[NI Blue]

Three people I know have been confirmed but thankfully I only ever see them or be near them occasionally.

 

[Magicpole]

He's half yours, you know. Mary Ann McLeod, his mother, was from the Outer Hebrides. British citizen for life and all that... :-)

We make our morons leave.

 

[better dead than red]

We make our morons leave.

Ha!!!

 

[Magicpole]

Ha!!!

Luckily my IQ is in the high 50's so for now I can remain.

 

[KnaresboroughBlue]

We make our morons leave.

We hoped our morons would leave but they voted to stay ;-)