Having a favourite child

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I'm glad you did as I thought you were a priest.

Now then, now then, now then......

 

[Blue Mist]

Of course you have a favourite. When they were younger I couldn't afford to take them on holiday during school holidays so in June I put two of them in Barnados and took my favourite one to Spain. ( I wrote a note to school explaining he had aids)

 

[flook]

( I wrote a note to school explaining he had aides)

So what did his helpers do?

 

[flook]

I solved this dilemma before it arose by finding out what caused my first child and never doing that again

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Got three.
All adults.
Don’t have a favourite.

 

[Blue Mist]

So what did his helpers do?

Ooops

 

[kaz7]

I am the youngest , it was made clear to me i wasnt wanted because of the reason i was concieved , next brother up suffered much the same , my eldest brother was adored and wanted , shame but it was what it is

 

[MellowJoe]

Serial killer/cannibal Dahmer had a brother didn't he?, a mother's love etc, but I reckon if pressed she must've preferred the one who didn't kill, or pickle, or eat people

 

[KS55]

I used to say to my elder bro:”Hi, favourite.” Drove him mad, cos it was true.
My own kids? Hate them equally.