Hawks and Small Dogs

[BELFAST_BLUE_BOY]

for the last hour a hawk has been trying to get into my house, bouncing off the windows trying to get at our dog who is a small white and fluffy lhasa....vicious thing with claws....I think the hawk thinks the dog is a rabbit! Anyone have any suggestions?

PS I am a bit annoyed as bloody window cleaner been this morning as well, now covered in talon marks!!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Dress up as a scarecrow and stand very still in the middle of the garden.

 

[pudge]

close the curtains?

 

[manimanc]

buy a cat,preferably a lion or a tiger..

 

[glen quagmire]

Serves you right for having a gay dog.

 

[BELFAST_BLUE_BOY]

Serves you right for having a gay dog.

our dog who is a small white and fluffy lhasa....vicious thing with claws

I was talking about the dog here BTW :)

 

[MCFC 4 EVER]

Shoot it? Get a restraining order on it?
Seriously just tap on the window if that doesn't work close the curtains and it should lose interest in your dog

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

Is that a giant brandy glass on your bay window sill?

 

[BELFAST_BLUE_BOY]

Shoot it? Get a restraining order on it?
Seriously just tap on the window if that doesn't work close the curtains and it should lose interest in your dog

closed blinds...but it just goes to porch windows that dont have blinds....also it sits on sons kart in garden just looking at house...worse comes to worse i will kick dog out into garden and let nature take it course!

Its flown off to woods near house now.....no doubt regrouping for its next attack....the Mrs is home in a bit, birds or prey come under her household duties I have now decided!

 

[glen quagmire]

Shoot it? Get a restraining order on it?
Seriously just tap on the window if that doesn't work close the curtains and it should lose interest in your dog

closed blinds...but it just goes to porch windows that dont have blinds....also it sits on sons kart in garden just looking at house...worse comes to worse i will kick dog out into garden and let nature take it course!

Its flown off to woods near house now.....no doubt regrouping for its next attack....the Mrs is home in a bit, birds or prey come under her household duties I have now decided!

Tie some fishing line to the dogs collar, let the dog out, hawk swoops in, grabs dog and BOOM!

Hawk pie. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[stonerblue]

Where do you live? I'd love to see a hawk in my garden

 

[TonyM]

Hawks don't normally become so obsessed. Obviously the dog has somehow insulted the honor of this majestic bird. You need to sit the dog down and get to the truth of the matter. A chair, an adjustable lamp and doddie nail clippers should get you started.

 

[BWTAC]

Sign it up for Britains Got Talons.

 

[BELFAST_BLUE_BOY]

Where do you live? I'd love to see a hawk in my garden

near chorley.....spoke to neighbour and they think it has been feeding on wild rabbits that are plentiful here...set up feeding ground....I thought I had not seen any bunnies in the garden lately!!

PS we have bats as well close by and I must admit I like to sit out at night in garden and watch them feed on moths....then again the ferking hawk probably ate them as well!

 

[wayne71]

I think the hawk is simply trying to smash your back doors in.

 

[stonerblue]

Where do you live? I'd love to see a hawk in my garden

near chorley.....spoke to neighbour and they think it has been feeding on wild rabbits that are plentiful here...set up feeding ground....I thought I had not seen any bunnies in the garden lately!!

Smart. Do you think it could have your dog? They do feed on rabbits so it must be mistaking your mutt for one.

 

[Essembe]

I think the hawk is simply trying to smash your back doors in.

10 out of 10 mate! Humour-wise, it was top notch!

 

[BELFAST_BLUE_BOY]

Where do you live? I'd love to see a hawk in my garden

near chorley.....spoke to neighbour and they think it has been feeding on wild rabbits that are plentiful here...set up feeding ground....I thought I had not seen any bunnies in the garden lately!!

Smart. Do you think it could have your dog? They do feed on rabbits so it must be mistaking your mutt for one.

from above he might look like a rabbit to a hawk...only a small dog, not even 2 yet! I think the dog is too big too carry off but might do some damage with talons...this thing had no fear even when I banged on window...

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Just run out and punch it in the face.

 

[Michael Corleone]

Make a trojan dog and fill it with explosives. Then when the hawk swoops down. Bam.


Or altneratively masturbate furiously everytime the hawk comes, either it will feel violated and leave or want to join in. But sometimes you have to let nature run its course.