He who sleeps on the floor will not fall out of bed

[Dogtanian]

Never eat a squirrel after you've fucked it

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Don't wipe your arse with a broken bottle

 

[aguero93:20]

Aguero and Gundogan begs to differ

Silky says, man who wakes up 3 points from league, goes home with title.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If you ever catch a cat asleep. piss in its ear.

My old gran always used to say this.

 

[Barcon]

If you ever catch a cat asleep. piss in its ear.

My old gran always used to say this.

 

[splinter]

How soon is soon, s. Am I gonna get to the Brighton game?

Let me know if you make it

 

[splinter]

Never eat a squirrel after you've fucked it

Rules to live by

 

[kinkyblue]

Overweight wives live longer than the husbands who mention it!

 

[Blue Mist]

Never put off until tomorrow what you can get somebody else to do today.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Never marry a woman who has a bigger cock than you.