He who sleeps on the floor will not fall out of bed

[splinter]

Never marry a woman who has a bigger cock than you.

Do tell

 

[idahoblues]

Do tell

His wife's cock is actually smaller than his, he's just being a Sage

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Don't get mad if a motorist cuts you up, it's not personal, he's probably pissed off everybody.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Do tell

Well, every time we go out I hear people say " there's Mrs. Biggie with her big dick"

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

His wife's cock is actually smaller than his, he's just being a Sage

But it's bigger than yours:)

 

[mat]

Don't push your granny whilst she's shaving.

Sage advice Mr Rooney.

 

[idahoblues]

But it's bigger than yours:)

Most are

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Most are

But not Snorky:)

 

[idahoblues]

But not Snorky:)

Ah yes, Beamer's wife

 

[mat]

Spiderwebs are like horny babysitter.

Can lead to flies undoing.