Help for my boys with City myths from Liverpool fans

[jim tolmies perm]

Put a copy of the Sun on their desk. They dont seem to like that.

They wouldnt buy it but they'd read it
...if they could read that is....

 

[Berts Neck]

My lads have just told me that they are getting grief from “scousers” at school with the usual bullshit: “no history” and “bought success”. They were shocked in the car when I gave them a quick history lesson and told them that city won the Fa cup 60 years before Liverpool and a European trophy before them too. They had never heard of The LIttlewoods family pumping money into the club to “buy” success back in the 60s and 70s.

I’ve seen posts/tweets on here before with these facts in more detail but can’t seem to find one. I seem to remember a Gary James article on that basis. Can anyone point me in the right direction? I want to give my lads a little potted guide to use in future to hit back when some silly arsed 11 year old kid tries to sneer at city. They won’t know what’s hit them.

thanks for any help.

Lovely post.Think your comments are all true. A few points do need addressing. History is not just about trophies. So lets deal with matters.
Surprised a scouser goes to school.
Maybe point them towards scouser history at Sheffield and Heysel . Am not casting aspersions but 14 scousers were found guilty of manslaughter after Heysel.
No European football because of the scousers.
Trashed the City coach.
Truth be told a scouser is a Rag in disguise.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Can their Dad's sleep at night or have they got blood on their hands from Heysel and Hillsborough ?

Yeah might as well get personal with the cunts.

is your dad not only a glory hunting bastard who chose to support a team in the 80s because they were the best, to make up a hole in his sad shite life, but does he also sign on the dole and rob old grannies

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

My lads have just told me that they are getting grief from “scousers” at school with the usual bullshit: “no history” and “bought success”. They were shocked in the car when I gave them a quick history lesson and told them that city won the Fa cup 60 years before Liverpool and a European trophy before them too. They had never heard of The LIttlewoods family pumping money into the club to “buy” success back in the 60s and 70s.

I’ve seen posts/tweets on here before with these facts in more detail but can’t seem to find one. I seem to remember a Gary James article on that basis. Can anyone point me in the right direction? I want to give my lads a little potted guide to use in future to hit back when some silly arsed 11 year old kid tries to sneer at city. They won’t know what’s hit them.

thanks for any help.

61 years.

 

[BamberBridgeBlue]

Tell him all about Heysel. Liverpool have a terrible trophy to body count ratio.

As already pointed out, they got investment from the Moore family who made their money selling get rich quick dreams to people in poverty. Their money from then right through to Standard Chartered is as dodgy as anybody’s in ‘istree.

Oh, don’t forget the poaching of our scouting staff and hacking of our database which they settled out of court.

Regarding ‘istree they have now matched the historical Premier League records of Blackburn Rovers and Leicester City.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

we won the FA cup 65 years before they did

61 years.

 

[Blue Mist]

My 11 year old had similar issues to yours. Tell them to do what my lad did. Scouse Johnny approached but before he could say a word he was met with 'fuck off you bin Dippin bastard, yer old man's a murderer and your club stinks like a rancid whore'.
I have never been so proud of my daughter.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Simply writing the Samaritans number down on a piece of paper and handing it to them.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Just tell the fuckers the car battery died this morning and it will guarantee a minutes silence

 

[BlueT]

Just ask why are liverpool even in the Premier League? The cult fans claim NOT to be English but scouse. They should be in the Liverpool Premier League playing the likes of Knotty Ash.

 

[Berts Neck]

Just tell the fuckers the car battery died this morning and it will guarantee a minutes silence

A car with no wheels has no need of a battery !!!

 

[johnnytapia]

What an embarrassing thread

 

[sandiegoblue]

Just send the little shits a link to this thread.

 

[crazyg]

Yeah might as well get personal with the cunts.

is your dad not only a glory hunting bastard who chose to support a team in the 80s because they were the best, to make up a hole in his sad shite life, but does he also sign on the dole and rob old grannies

Not these he won't!

 

[pirate]

61 years.

you are correct 1904 to 1965

 

[manchester blue]

If they want history ask them which team has had the weakest, shittest, wankest defence of a PL title in history.

They're just a shit Blackburn.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

How old are they Mate?

If they’re too young they won’t care about history;
Simply hit them with the “if you’re so good why are you shit?” It’s a classic for a reason

 

[blueyorkie]

£50m 'spent' on their new nonexistent stadium which allowed them to dodge those pesky FFP rules. You know the ones that City were exhonerated for "breaking"

The fact that they didn’t qualify for European competition saved them from FFP sanctions

 

[JOGAMIGMOG]

Liverpool’s record crowd doesn’t even get into City’s top twenty.

 

[tornandfrayed]

Next week we will be doing his lads maths homework, I've worked out what's going on.