Help needed to stop me getting banned!!!

[Norman Stanley Fletcher]

If anyone was at old Trafford in April just before the game I got arrested on the concourse for jibbing in which is not a crime it’s a civil matter,

Just for my own info - sorry if I'm thick ..... Did you in fact "jibb in", and you now are looking to get out of it.... or it wasn't you, and you were arrested instead of the "real" criminal?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Classic Thread already

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Build a time machine, go back and undo the first ban.

That way your jib at United would have just been a slap on the wrist.

Alternatively, you really needed a shit whilst nearby and decided to nip in for the bogs.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I don’t think a recidivist claiming that the copper was over reacting and the proof is that people chucked beer over him will get very far.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

It’s "error-strewn”.

I didn't even need to look to see who'd posted that.

 

[Scottyboi]

Some dickheads on here, nothing wrong with trying to jib into that shithole it was a big game.

 

[Tim of the Oak]

Coming back from a game in London on the train a couple of years ago. There was a bunch of pissed up toffs wearing tops hats who got a few slaps from a group of Sheffield Wednesday fans. (Worsley or GDM weren’t there!!). The Transport cops were called and the Wednesday lads asked me to give a statement saying they had been provoked. I gave my details for the Cops but it didn’t go any further.

 

[manclad]

Coming back from a game in London on the train a couple of years ago. There was a bunch of pissed up toffs wearing tops hats who got a few slaps from a group of Sheffield Wednesday fans. (Worsley or GDM weren’t there!!). The Transport cops were called and the Wednesday lads asked me to give a statement saying they had been provoked. I gave my details for the Cops but it didn’t go any further.

A slap on a train(Sheffield bound??) you say.
I might be wrong,but I'm sure I read something about that in a previous thread.

 

[oakiecokie]

Judge Rinder is looking for new cases :)

What ... pillow ones.

 

[oakiecokie]

Cheers pal December 5th

If I was you mate I`d order the fucking turkey now !!