city diehard
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i need help i had a document which i did 2 years ago. I have on a peice of paper but it is tattered, i need it for tommorow does anyone know what will be the quickest way?
city diehard said:i need help i had a document which i did 2 years ago. I have on a peice of paper but it is tattered, i need it for tommorow does anyone know what will be the quickest way?
city diehard said:i need help i had a document which i did 2 years ago. I have on a peice of paper but it is tattered, i need it for tommorow does anyone know what will be the quickest way?
city diehard said:pathetic.Have anything else to do?thought not!
Noel, you cnut. Just spat me gin all over the place and Laura is has wet the fcuking sofa ! You first class prick ! Nice one.BimboBob said:city diehard said:i need help i had a document which i did 2 years ago. I have on a peice of paper but it is tattered, i need it for tommorow does anyone know what will be the quickest way?
Hi,
I'm sorry to hear of your dilemma.When i was a small boy we used to come across this problem all the time.Blue Peter was no help whatsoever.Nor was Jim from 'Jim'll fix it' fame.The answer lay with my Aunt.Who was from Bridlington.What she used to do was push the raggedy bit of paper up her old ladys fanny.Then she used to think about Brian Blessed naked and shouting.Within five minutes the paper was pulled out of her gaping gash and dried over a five bar fire.As if by magic the paper became legible although it did smell of fish if you got close to it.
Hope this helps.
city diehard said:i need help i had a document which i did 2 years ago. I have on a peice of paper but it is tattered, i need it for tommorow does anyone know what will be the quickest way?
Didn't say I thought you were and didn't assume it. What I meant was, if you have a copy simply rewrite it, waiting for answers from us lot is a waste of time unless you have a scanner, photocopier or fax machine with copying facilities.city diehard said:im not a bloody student!
city diehard said:i need help i had a document which i did 2 years ago. I have on a peice of paper but it is tattered, i need it for tommorow does anyone know what will be the quickest way?