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[CTID1988]

If you don't know, I've recently split up with my missus. So obviously I've took the advice of blue moon and put my Adidas through every back door going...
Well, not quite... It's been ages, but right now I'm sat here on my couch while the girl I've come back with and her mate are either in the kitchen or the bog.
Im really really really pissed, I've managed to get her back but im shitting it now, I can never get a boner when I'm pissed. Advice?!

 

[1961_vintage]

Two girls back at your place and you're on BM??????

 

[CTID1988]

Two girls back at your place and you're on BM??????

Haha, no, I share the place with a few other guys. Just on bm on my phone now, all the women are in the kitchen. I'm guaranteed a shag but I'm not confident of my drunk penis

 

[bgblue]

Smash both of them:) whilst in bluemoon

 

[blue81]

If it's meant to be it'll happen- if its not then it won't TONIGHT- but that does not mean it won't in future. Dont stress, what will be will be. But if you do have sex be safe.

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Nearly 4000 posts and you dont know the rules ?

TTIWWP !!!

 

[guinnessdaze]

Borrow a strap-on!

 

[PJMCC1UK]

Updates?

 

[johnny on the spot]

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[2sheikhs]

Just explain to her that you're a bit pissed so if it doesn't work straight away, don't take it personally. Get in to a 69 and keep at it. Even if it still doesn't work, at least you've given her a treat.